happy presidents day

Me opening the news every fucking morning

I’m so excited for my post-illness zoomies.

For the visual learners...

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

I totally get how confusing social cues can be 🥺 hope this helps!☺️

For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.

My @scishow.bsky.social buddies will appreciate this one.

For no reason today i am thinking about how in the Wicked novels, the Wizard of Oz imposes a ban on talking Animals existing in public, bars them from holding teaching jobs (or any job really), and 20 years after he leaves Oz and the laws are repealed, Animals still don't have teaching jobs again.

Now's the time to stock up on your banned books!
Remember:
- physical media is best (because unless you own the PDF/Epub, Amazon can take it from you!)
- Shop local, thrift stores, used bookstores, or independent sellers
- Thriftbooks is not owned by Amazon and supports independent bookstores.

Who made this 🤣

Just so we’re clear:
1. Audiobooks count
2. Reading is political
3. The orange man is a piece of 💩

Thanks for stopping by 💃

Fuck this, fuck the news, fuck everything, I’m gonna draw sexy art and eat chicken nuggies.

My plan for the day is to be sad in bed and then I will seduce a Canadian.

Am I going to end up back on tumblr?

Pepe the Shrimp’s pet

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha