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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.
If the arm of the government responsible for enforcing the laws is also the one breaking the laws, then I believe each arm of government should have its own enforcement agency.

Look, it can't be any worse than it is now.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I watch no movies for the rest of my life except for Knives Out sequels, I think I would die very satisfied.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@support.bsky.team Android app won't let me use the app until I change my birthday, but throws an error when I try to change my birthday, so I'm stuck.

Android 16 build #BP4A.251205.006
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bluesky wants my birthday.

How about June 50th? No? Okay, how does Marchtember one-teenth grab you?
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December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've named my fists The Corbomite Device and the NX-01 Spatial Torpedo because they sound terrifying until you know the least possible amount about them.
I named my fists Adobe Premiere and Microsoft Access, because I don’t know how to use either one effectively!
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Introduce yourself with four starships.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
OMD opening up for Depeche Mode.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dear sweet eight pound seven ounce baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, tomorrow is my birthday, and there is only one thing I want this year.

One thing.

Come on, you know what I want.

So do it.

Just, you know… do it….
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@davidimel.com caught your George W Bush "fool me once... shame on - shame on you... fool me can't get fooled again" reference in wvfrm today. well done.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This fucking guy. #startreklowerdecks
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Me, running away from my problems.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What's weird is I was literally just considering moving my DNS to Cloudflare.
Cloudflare outage impacts thousands, disrupts transit systems, ChatGPT, X and more
A widely used Internet infrastructure company said that it has resolved an issue that led to outages impacting users of everything from ChatGPT and the online game, “League of Legends,” to the New Jer...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Footage of Senator Kaine showing his statement to doubtful followers.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The Republican were wiped out electorally on Tuesday.

On Friday this movie comes out.

Some people should be very scared.

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November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Good job, Virginia.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Worf: "I hate birthday parties. Human children are universally cruel."
Riker: "Mr. Worf, I'm surprised at you. How can you be so judgemental? You can't judge all humans by the behavior of--"
Worf: "Spoken like somebody who's never played Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Klingon."
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October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Who’s your favorite Jedi (wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I took a lot of pictures at the No Kings Rally in Woodstock, Virginia, but this one is my favorite.

This woman drove past the massive line of protestors yelling, “GO FUCK YOURSELVES!” and “YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL!”
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
October 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In a shocking moment yesterday, live on TV, Trump said "we got rid of free speech." And yet when you search for it on Google, the results from the News tab only show three results:

- The "World Socialist News"
- Daily Kos
- The Independent

Google and News Agencies have killed this canary.
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A Quality of Mercy
Hegemony
Terrarium
Those Old Scientists
Subspace Rhapsody
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow
Now that season 3 of SNW has finished, can everyone name me their 3 favorite episodes from all 3 seasons ?
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is anybody else getting Vincent Price as Egghead? No? Just me?
October 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@wei-yau.bsky.social You know what I miss most about this time of year?

Getting the really good mooncakes from our factories.
October 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM