Fraize
@fraize.com
Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.
If you see this, post a Star Trek.
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
If you see this, post a Star Trek.
Everyone is posting their favorite non-English language bangers, and there was that one summer I was playing this loudly from my car speakers.
Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke (Beware Of The Boys) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Altra Moda Music
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February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Everyone is posting their favorite non-English language bangers, and there was that one summer I was playing this loudly from my car speakers.
Age verification?
My computer in college was a VAX.
My computer in college was a VAX.
Age verification?
I played Pong.
I played Pong.
Age verification?
My first TV was black and white.
My first TV was black and white.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Age verification?
My computer in college was a VAX.
My computer in college was a VAX.
She: "The grocery store needs to sell a bigger bag of bagels."
Me: "Bigger bag of bagels... bigger bag o bagels biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggabagga-biggabagga-biggabagga..."
She: "..."
Me: "Bigger bag of bagels... bigger bag o bagels biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggabagga-biggabagga-biggabagga..."
She: "..."
a woman wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone in a room .
Alt: a woman wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone in a room .
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February 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
She: "The grocery store needs to sell a bigger bag of bagels."
Me: "Bigger bag of bagels... bigger bag o bagels biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggabagga-biggabagga-biggabagga..."
She: "..."
Me: "Bigger bag of bagels... bigger bag o bagels biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggerbagobagel-biggabagga-biggabagga-biggabagga..."
She: "..."
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Awww, fuck.
a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word exactly is above her
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January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Awww, fuck.
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This weekend I learned that the shovel on the left is superior for moving snow than the shovel on the right.
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This weekend I learned that the shovel on the left is superior for moving snow than the shovel on the right.
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I know social graphs almost always pull people back to the largest mass, but if you make shortform content, please consider trying Skylight as a TikTok alternative right now techcrunch.com/2026/01/26/t...
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Skylight, a TikTok alternative built on open protocols, has had a busy weekend.
techcrunch.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I know social graphs almost always pull people back to the largest mass, but if you make shortform content, please consider trying Skylight as a TikTok alternative right now techcrunch.com/2026/01/26/t...
Look, a little retail-therapy is okay, right?
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Look, a little retail-therapy is okay, right?
The opening theme to Starfleet Academy, starting with episode 2 "Beta Test," seems to have recognizable elements from the Star Trek Picard theme, and Ilia's Theme from The Motion Picture.
There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...
There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | Opening Title Sequence | Paramount+
YouTube video by Paramount Plus
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January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The opening theme to Starfleet Academy, starting with episode 2 "Beta Test," seems to have recognizable elements from the Star Trek Picard theme, and Ilia's Theme from The Motion Picture.
There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...
There are probably more musical callbacks I haven't noticed yet! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIUk...
Me watching Starfleet Academy:
This character is going to be my favorite...
Wait, no this one.
No, THIS one.
Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...
This character is going to be my favorite...
Wait, no this one.
No, THIS one.
Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...
a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera .
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January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Me watching Starfleet Academy:
This character is going to be my favorite...
Wait, no this one.
No, THIS one.
Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...
This character is going to be my favorite...
Wait, no this one.
No, THIS one.
Hang on, no - THIS one. For sure...
Cider House RULES!
Star Wars rules…
Star Trek rules. Pass it on!
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Cider House RULES!
I was today-years-old when I realized "Lieutenant" Andy Billups was just as much a Lieutenant as "Lieutenant" Tuvok was.
Was that a subtle VOY nod?
Was that a subtle VOY nod?
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I was today-years-old when I realized "Lieutenant" Andy Billups was just as much a Lieutenant as "Lieutenant" Tuvok was.
Was that a subtle VOY nod?
Was that a subtle VOY nod?
My tiny victory of the day: I successfully inserted this old meme into a business presentation today, and nobody batted an eye.
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
My tiny victory of the day: I successfully inserted this old meme into a business presentation today, and nobody batted an eye.
Me every time I get a BREAKING NEWS alert on my phone.
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Me every time I get a BREAKING NEWS alert on my phone.
Unpopular Movie Confession:
I prefer the version with the voiceover.
I prefer the version with the voiceover.
a close up of a man 's face in the rain with water coming out of his eyes .
Alt: Roy Batty looks upon Rick Deckard with incredulity in the movie Blade Runner.
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January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Unpopular Movie Confession:
I prefer the version with the voiceover.
I prefer the version with the voiceover.
Some dudes really need to be coddled into being okay with putting balls in their mouth.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Some dudes really need to be coddled into being okay with putting balls in their mouth.
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Movie Confession:
Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.
Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.
a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren visible in the corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words david worren visible in the corner
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January 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Movie Confession:
Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.
Every time somebody mentions Donnie Darko, or that weird phantom bunny man, I nod along like I get the reference, but I've never actually seen the movie.
@washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social See, this is why I will never give you another dime of my money, and will block every ad I can – because of this reactionary bullshit.
You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.
You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social See, this is why I will never give you another dime of my money, and will block every ad I can – because of this reactionary bullshit.
You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.
You can do better, you just choose not to. What a rag you've become.
@cbsnews.com Awful quiet this morning. What's the matter -- Bari not awake yet and hasn't relayed her marching orders?
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
@cbsnews.com Awful quiet this morning. What's the matter -- Bari not awake yet and hasn't relayed her marching orders?
Those files must really be something, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Those files must really be something, huh?
Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage:
Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug
TOS Cookie Jar
TOS Horta Candy Disk
Klingon Kitchen Knife Block
Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug
TOS Cookie Jar
TOS Horta Candy Disk
Klingon Kitchen Knife Block
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hello new follower! I used to make cool Star Trek merch, but sometimes I pitched ideas that got confused looks. Here are a few that never made it past the prototype stage:
Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug
TOS Cookie Jar
TOS Horta Candy Disk
Klingon Kitchen Knife Block
Tholian Web Heat-Change Mug
TOS Cookie Jar
TOS Horta Candy Disk
Klingon Kitchen Knife Block