Hedge Bette
@hedgebette.bsky.social
Dilettante Bog-Hag and Weirdo
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Caramel pecan rolls looking very decadent this morning
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Caramel pecan rolls looking very decadent this morning
The same kid who wants to be Senshi for Halloween suggested pumpkin spice as the new flavor for pop tarts in the bakery. I bought him a nice wok to use for his costume. He’s more excited to cook with the wok than about trick or treating 😂❤️🥘
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The same kid who wants to be Senshi for Halloween suggested pumpkin spice as the new flavor for pop tarts in the bakery. I bought him a nice wok to use for his costume. He’s more excited to cook with the wok than about trick or treating 😂❤️🥘
Portrait of the Artist as Igor Stravinsky
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Portrait of the Artist as Igor Stravinsky
Missouri fall sky, 10/11/25, 8:20pm. Ya with me? Wherever you are? ❤️❤️❤️
October 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Missouri fall sky, 10/11/25, 8:20pm. Ya with me? Wherever you are? ❤️❤️❤️
I have the best neighbors. They came to buy cinnamon rolls this morning and were like “look what we found…do you want it?”
Love to be That Witch.
(Wine glass by Me)
Love to be That Witch.
(Wine glass by Me)
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have the best neighbors. They came to buy cinnamon rolls this morning and were like “look what we found…do you want it?”
Love to be That Witch.
(Wine glass by Me)
Love to be That Witch.
(Wine glass by Me)
My beautiful neighbor
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My beautiful neighbor
In a couple weeks it will be time to move inside, but in the meantime, I am pleased that everyone has had a very productive summer.
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
In a couple weeks it will be time to move inside, but in the meantime, I am pleased that everyone has had a very productive summer.
I love the ride to Ren Faire and the ride back when you stop for gas or a pre-game taco and you’re just wildly out of context ✨
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I love the ride to Ren Faire and the ride back when you stop for gas or a pre-game taco and you’re just wildly out of context ✨
I live the day when your languishing propagation chooses life and just pretends none of the last two weeks’ drama happened.
September 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I live the day when your languishing propagation chooses life and just pretends none of the last two weeks’ drama happened.
A bittersweet thing: my Great Aunt, who lives very far away from me, is beginning to lose her cognitive abilities, and so every time my brother goes to visit her, he has to tell her again that I have opened a bakery. He says she is very impressed and happy, every time.
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A bittersweet thing: my Great Aunt, who lives very far away from me, is beginning to lose her cognitive abilities, and so every time my brother goes to visit her, he has to tell her again that I have opened a bakery. He says she is very impressed and happy, every time.
My kids are working hard to become the stuff of rural nightmare
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My kids are working hard to become the stuff of rural nightmare
Pears are so beautiful. That palette. That shape. Those freckles.
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pears are so beautiful. That palette. That shape. Those freckles.
If Pinky and The Brain were dogs.
September 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If Pinky and The Brain were dogs.
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As we recover from the Eaton Fire, my Etsy shop is still my only source of income. These poppy shirts are all screen printed by hand in the closet of our temporary apartment!
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As we recover from the Eaton Fire, my Etsy shop is still my only source of income. These poppy shirts are all screen printed by hand in the closet of our temporary apartment!
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
www.etsy.com/listing/4312...
Good lord I love a chatty child. Bring your social little toddler into the bakery - I want to hear what their dog’s name is and what they ate for breakfast. You will be hard pressed not to leave with a free pastry. Absolutely makes my morning.
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good lord I love a chatty child. Bring your social little toddler into the bakery - I want to hear what their dog’s name is and what they ate for breakfast. You will be hard pressed not to leave with a free pastry. Absolutely makes my morning.
It dipped below 80° today. Every dish in the bakery is clean. I ate birria quesadillas with guacamole all day. And I have finished editing Draft 4 of the manuscript of Death to the Author.
I feel so light 🦋
I feel so light 🦋
August 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It dipped below 80° today. Every dish in the bakery is clean. I ate birria quesadillas with guacamole all day. And I have finished editing Draft 4 of the manuscript of Death to the Author.
I feel so light 🦋
I feel so light 🦋
EXCUSE ME @nytimes.com WTF DO YOU MEAN BY THIS DELIBERATE BAITING
August 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
EXCUSE ME @nytimes.com WTF DO YOU MEAN BY THIS DELIBERATE BAITING
I need you to see these
August 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I need you to see these
My guy has been here all morning, just enjoying the buffet on the bakery window.
August 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My guy has been here all morning, just enjoying the buffet on the bakery window.
Early morning crippling anxiety attack: did I just write a whole-ass book making fun of a villainous author who does bad world-building and character development…AS MY FIRST BOOK?? Hyperventilating at my own hubris. This continues to be the most uncomfortably meta thing that has ever happened to me.
August 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Early morning crippling anxiety attack: did I just write a whole-ass book making fun of a villainous author who does bad world-building and character development…AS MY FIRST BOOK?? Hyperventilating at my own hubris. This continues to be the most uncomfortably meta thing that has ever happened to me.
A hangout? Let me just check my schedule…12 hour day, 3am day, 3am day, day of nursing my wounds, 12hour day, 3am day, Sunday.
How about Sunday?
How about Sunday?
August 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A hangout? Let me just check my schedule…12 hour day, 3am day, 3am day, day of nursing my wounds, 12hour day, 3am day, Sunday.
How about Sunday?
How about Sunday?
There’s an elderly gentleman who comes into my bakery on weekdays and always asks if I will slice the loaf he buys. I do - happy to help. Today I found out why: he takes it down to the gas station/coffee shop and shares it with 5 or 6 other old guys who meet up for morning coffee ❤️
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There’s an elderly gentleman who comes into my bakery on weekdays and always asks if I will slice the loaf he buys. I do - happy to help. Today I found out why: he takes it down to the gas station/coffee shop and shares it with 5 or 6 other old guys who meet up for morning coffee ❤️
Curvy lil queen on my window
August 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Curvy lil queen on my window
Testing some deeply hobbity fare for fall. Bacon, cheese and mushroom hand pie ✨🥓🧀🍄🟫🧙♂️
August 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Testing some deeply hobbity fare for fall. Bacon, cheese and mushroom hand pie ✨🥓🧀🍄🟫🧙♂️
Kind of want to buy it just so I have more reasons to say it
August 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kind of want to buy it just so I have more reasons to say it