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alex 🇵🇸
@goodonlineman.bsky.social
luckiest man on earth (2009)
We're gonna talk forever about how crazy it is for Chris Rea to go so close to Christmas but let's never forget he gave us one of the greatest Summer noises ever
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December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it is incredible that within the spectrum of my engagement with pop culture the two characters named Spider have both been quirked up white boys who are controversial additions to their respective properties and with the same indistinguishable vibe
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
showing this to my therapist as proof I am working on myself
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
my Spotify Wrapped initiated a medical assessment
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
hey u up?

me and the lads have decided to become a pluribus situation. keen??
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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On one of the dirty hippy US politics podcasts in 2017, after the torchlit Nazi rally where one of the marchers killed a woman.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
an entirely plausible reality that he hasn't ordered devs to make his chatbot fluff him up at all and he's just manually responding to these himself. Couldn't be a more fated cap to the tragedy of the world's wettest man, history's saddest charlatan, that he turned his alt into a mechanical turk
Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes!! Exactly!!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The racism at the heart of the Labour right is absolutely immovable.
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
rewatching the finest film of the last ten years and noticing this chest emblem sight gag this time around had me hooting.

✋️ What a picture ✋️
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
we're not talking about Roofman. We need to talk about Roofman
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
it has taken a while but the content mines have finally reached catastrophic levels of depletion over at r/beatles
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Can I just shock you?"
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
ultimately Mamdani has simply put into action the obvious, and in doing so spelled it out to the Starmers' of the world: hey if you actually want to do positive things you can then talk about those positive things freely, and get this, people like hearing that

And yet, and yet
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
God seeing Mamdani win is such a tonic for the soul. I forgot what Good News looks like. A democratic socialist taking charge of the testament to American capitalism. A perfectly timed fuck off to the right wing capitulation of Labour, Democrats, they can't say the other way doesn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
there is a heartwrenching backstory behind the person who invented the squeezy bottles for mayonnaise just waiting to be told, a deep corruption of the soul to unleash that banal evil on the world
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Chair Company has finally answered the question: what if Thomas Pynchon wrote Mr. Bean
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
hangover is at an unprecedented TWO actimels
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Halloween is a time for friendship, love, and community. Check in on your ghosts. You might not believe in them, but they believe in you.

#affirmations #aaaah #oOoOOoo
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Polanski: I think there should be boycott of Israel
Peston: A boycott of a democracy? How dare you
Polanski: Well actually Israel just tortured a load of international civilians which is a war crime
Peston: Wow would you look at the time
Robert Peston, "Where are you on the banning of Maccabi fans?"

Zack Polanski, "I'm Jewish, I take antisemitism really seriously"

"I don't think banning Maccabi fans is antisemitic at all"
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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October 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM