alex 🇵🇸
@goodonlineman.bsky.social
luckiest man on earth (2009)
the lionel messi of public humiliation
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
the lionel messi of public humiliation
oh fuck that's a tough one. Awful. Was raised on her genius and felt like I knew her. You can't teach that innately hilarious, big-hearted charm. RIP a true one-off.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
oh fuck that's a tough one. Awful. Was raised on her genius and felt like I knew her. You can't teach that innately hilarious, big-hearted charm. RIP a true one-off.
me, looking at the Beatles promo reveal, knowing its a psyop
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
me, looking at the Beatles promo reveal, knowing its a psyop
this is going to be The Whale levels of single image promo saturation isn't it. The only image we see of the film for the next two years to the point we convince ourselves that really does look like George.
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
this is going to be The Whale levels of single image promo saturation isn't it. The only image we see of the film for the next two years to the point we convince ourselves that really does look like George.
there are two tickets sold to watch the Melania documentary in Speke, Liverpool, England, UK. that's two too many. I have to know who. I have to know why
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
there are two tickets sold to watch the Melania documentary in Speke, Liverpool, England, UK. that's two too many. I have to know who. I have to know why
I'd like to be, Javier Milei
In a crypto-funded garden
In the shade 🎶
In a crypto-funded garden
In the shade 🎶
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I'd like to be, Javier Milei
In a crypto-funded garden
In the shade 🎶
In a crypto-funded garden
In the shade 🎶
some punk outfit or comic book writer in the 80s would've come up with the concept of World Bastards sitting in front of a sign that says BOARD (BORED 🤪) OF PEACE and then binned it for being a bit much
January 22, 2026 at 2:24 PM
some punk outfit or comic book writer in the 80s would've come up with the concept of World Bastards sitting in front of a sign that says BOARD (BORED 🤪) OF PEACE and then binned it for being a bit much
David Icke, welcome to the resistance
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
David Icke, welcome to the resistance
never forget Rowling wrote one middle eastern wizard into Harry Potter and it was a man called Ali Bashir who sold flying carpets
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
never forget Rowling wrote one middle eastern wizard into Harry Potter and it was a man called Ali Bashir who sold flying carpets
watching Deadwood and just had my entire personality summed up in less than four seconds
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
watching Deadwood and just had my entire personality summed up in less than four seconds
the human rights barrister never misses. 🎯
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
the human rights barrister never misses. 🎯
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
finished the last of the christmas chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
finished the last of the christmas chocolate
it is incredible that within the spectrum of my engagement with pop culture the two characters named Spider have both been quirked up white boys who are controversial additions to their respective properties and with the same indistinguishable vibe
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it is incredible that within the spectrum of my engagement with pop culture the two characters named Spider have both been quirked up white boys who are controversial additions to their respective properties and with the same indistinguishable vibe
showing this to my therapist as proof I am working on myself
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
showing this to my therapist as proof I am working on myself
my Spotify Wrapped initiated a medical assessment
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my Spotify Wrapped initiated a medical assessment
we did not account for the first half-trillionaire having a complete nervous breakdown. It is unstoppable. Take pleasure in the fact that the idea Elon does spend all day typing self-sucking responses is an entirely legitimate one. More opportunities than God and this is the sum total of his life.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
we did not account for the first half-trillionaire having a complete nervous breakdown. It is unstoppable. Take pleasure in the fact that the idea Elon does spend all day typing self-sucking responses is an entirely legitimate one. More opportunities than God and this is the sum total of his life.
rewatching the finest film of the last ten years and noticing this chest emblem sight gag this time around had me hooting.
✋️ What a picture ✋️
✋️ What a picture ✋️
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
rewatching the finest film of the last ten years and noticing this chest emblem sight gag this time around had me hooting.
✋️ What a picture ✋️
✋️ What a picture ✋️
we're not talking about Roofman. We need to talk about Roofman
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
we're not talking about Roofman. We need to talk about Roofman
it has taken a while but the content mines have finally reached catastrophic levels of depletion over at r/beatles
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
it has taken a while but the content mines have finally reached catastrophic levels of depletion over at r/beatles