alex 🇵🇸
@goodonlineman.bsky.social
luckiest man on earth (2009)
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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We’re in the Make-a-Wish stage of Trump’s presidency and he has asked to do an Iraq
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
We’re in the Make-a-Wish stage of Trump’s presidency and he has asked to do an Iraq
It's the third of January for Fuck's Sake
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It's the third of January for Fuck's Sake
the human rights barrister never misses. 🎯
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
the human rights barrister never misses. 🎯
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
well, replace the words "never misses" with "always misses", and "human rights barrister" with "vacuous hamhead".
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It’s at least refreshing that they don’t bother to bullshit us about freedom and justice any more. Yes, we are getting rid of the Palestinians so we can build hotels on their land. Yes, we are collapsing this government so our companies can loot their resources. This is what it always was, mask off.
The Venezuelan government has been saying for decades it’s the victim of American aggression and sabotage because the US wants to steal its natural resources, so it’s clarifying that the US is now bombing the country while the President and senior officials say they are going to steal it’s resources
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
It’s at least refreshing that they don’t bother to bullshit us about freedom and justice any more. Yes, we are getting rid of the Palestinians so we can build hotels on their land. Yes, we are collapsing this government so our companies can loot their resources. This is what it always was, mask off.
call it subtweeting but death to all those who enforce governing bodies to create peace awards just for them and then arbitrarily bomb sovereign nations in order to distract from being pedophiles
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
call it subtweeting but death to all those who enforce governing bodies to create peace awards just for them and then arbitrarily bomb sovereign nations in order to distract from being pedophiles
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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It's a neat trick to say "get beyond the argument" when implicitly you mean "by accepting my position"
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It's a neat trick to say "get beyond the argument" when implicitly you mean "by accepting my position"
finished the last of the christmas chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
finished the last of the christmas chocolate
We're gonna talk forever about how crazy it is for Chris Rea to go so close to Christmas but let's never forget he gave us one of the greatest Summer noises ever
open.spotify.com/track/5QrNXv...
open.spotify.com/track/5QrNXv...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We're gonna talk forever about how crazy it is for Chris Rea to go so close to Christmas but let's never forget he gave us one of the greatest Summer noises ever
open.spotify.com/track/5QrNXv...
open.spotify.com/track/5QrNXv...
it is incredible that within the spectrum of my engagement with pop culture the two characters named Spider have both been quirked up white boys who are controversial additions to their respective properties and with the same indistinguishable vibe
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it is incredible that within the spectrum of my engagement with pop culture the two characters named Spider have both been quirked up white boys who are controversial additions to their respective properties and with the same indistinguishable vibe
showing this to my therapist as proof I am working on myself
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
showing this to my therapist as proof I am working on myself
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
my Spotify Wrapped initiated a medical assessment
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my Spotify Wrapped initiated a medical assessment
hey u up?
me and the lads have decided to become a pluribus situation. keen??
me and the lads have decided to become a pluribus situation. keen??
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
hey u up?
me and the lads have decided to become a pluribus situation. keen??
me and the lads have decided to become a pluribus situation. keen??
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On one of the dirty hippy US politics podcasts in 2017, after the torchlit Nazi rally where one of the marchers killed a woman.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
On one of the dirty hippy US politics podcasts in 2017, after the torchlit Nazi rally where one of the marchers killed a woman.
an entirely plausible reality that he hasn't ordered devs to make his chatbot fluff him up at all and he's just manually responding to these himself. Couldn't be a more fated cap to the tragedy of the world's wettest man, history's saddest charlatan, that he turned his alt into a mechanical turk
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
an entirely plausible reality that he hasn't ordered devs to make his chatbot fluff him up at all and he's just manually responding to these himself. Couldn't be a more fated cap to the tragedy of the world's wettest man, history's saddest charlatan, that he turned his alt into a mechanical turk
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The racism at the heart of the Labour right is absolutely immovable.
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The racism at the heart of the Labour right is absolutely immovable.
rewatching the finest film of the last ten years and noticing this chest emblem sight gag this time around had me hooting.
✋️ What a picture ✋️
✋️ What a picture ✋️
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
rewatching the finest film of the last ten years and noticing this chest emblem sight gag this time around had me hooting.
✋️ What a picture ✋️
✋️ What a picture ✋️
we're not talking about Roofman. We need to talk about Roofman
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
we're not talking about Roofman. We need to talk about Roofman
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
it has taken a while but the content mines have finally reached catastrophic levels of depletion over at r/beatles
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
it has taken a while but the content mines have finally reached catastrophic levels of depletion over at r/beatles
"Can I just shock you?"
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Can I just shock you?"
ultimately Mamdani has simply put into action the obvious, and in doing so spelled it out to the Starmers' of the world: hey if you actually want to do positive things you can then talk about those positive things freely, and get this, people like hearing that
And yet, and yet
And yet, and yet
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
ultimately Mamdani has simply put into action the obvious, and in doing so spelled it out to the Starmers' of the world: hey if you actually want to do positive things you can then talk about those positive things freely, and get this, people like hearing that
And yet, and yet
And yet, and yet