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Mike G
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“Mud hole? Slimy? My home this is.”
-Master Yoda
Pinned
Here we go. Gonna hashtag these #MyCriterionList. Up first, Bertrand Bonello’s THE BEAST (2023). Sometimes impenetrable, always compelling, the constant gnawing dread of the shadow of The Beast hangs over everything from the first scene. It’s like a lucid dream, or a waking nightmare. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
When you’re explaining, you’re losing.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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@kenwhite.bsky.social is it generally a good idea to make a written filing to a judge that directly contradicts your direct testimony to said judge from earlier this week--testimony you had to give b/c said judge was concerned you defrauded them?

Asking for El Jefe's most based insurance lawyer.
Lindsey Halligan, who just yesterday admitted that the grand jury never voted on the actual Comey indictment, now says "never mind, they did vote, ignore what I said yesterday," pointing to a record showing an obviously very confused foreperson to support her 180.
#206 in United States v. Comey (E.D. Va., 1:25-cr-00272) – CourtListener.com
NOTICE Correcting the Record by USA as to James B. Comey, Jr re 199 Motion Hearing,,, (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit A - (Transcript, Dkt. NO, 10))(Diaz, Gabriel) (Entered: 11/20/2025)
storage.courtlistener.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.

One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Morons
Admitting
Guilt
Aloud
A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Judging by the incompetence of this administration, the hangman would put the noose around his own neck.
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“Despite scale” 😅
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Does anyone else feel like they have to open and close their updated apps immediately to dismiss the little dot? Because I don’t have mine set to auto update and I just had to do that for 66 apps at once. 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This book? Fucking rips, man.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m not gonna post the hot dog guy meme but this is the perfect example of it
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:

"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."

"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My MTG take: I will never think positively of her or her politics, but it’s good to tone down the discourse. Similarly, I will never think gas powered leaf blowers are good, but I do like it when they get shut off.
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost everyone in this administration needs to see prison time when this is over.
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy Birthday to Adam Driver, who should do another play soon so I have a good excuse to go back to New York for the weekend.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mamdani has successfully refocused the entire national debate so hard he’s got Republicans using affordability as a pivot on Epstein.
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Remember how a key plot point of Episode VI was that everyone wanted to go back to Jakku, and how the Aftermath books set up a whole secret Sith repository there with detailed maps of the Unknown Regions, but then when it would have made total sense to go back there in IX, J.J. just…didn’t?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“When you break down what he’s actually doing [to immigrants] it’s popular. But that’s not the headline.”

So popular you have wine moms and retired union laborers in the streets confronting the President’s agents.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Every other world leader can see this, right?
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is who we’re supposed to believe made a courageous moral stand against Epstein.

I gotta tell ya, I’m not seeing it.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM