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Greg Kazmer
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I like sports but not autocracy
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social Was it necessary to re-sign Knight at this time?
September 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social Sorry was I hallucinating from AI or did I see one Nick Leddy on the Blues last evening
May 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@miggiesmalls.bsky.social can’t wait to play Gus Fring
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Brody’s best performance was as Pat Riley not even close
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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“C’Mon N’ Ride It (The Train)” is easily my toddler’s favorite song about group sex
February 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social just told my 6-year old that Fred Guinness tracks all the world records and she wants to call him…”Go for Fred“
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Bulls can't move off Nikola Vucevic
Wrapping up the rest of the 2025 NBA trade deadline
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February 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The way Sawyer pushed him after was so disrespectful
January 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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being on bluesky
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Considering this game is merely a battle to maybe be the AFC’s 3 seed, Beyoncé just did the biggest “she did not have to go that hard” of all time
December 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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I mistakenly identified Glen Powell (actor) as Glen Perkins (retired Minnesota Twins closer) and can see the entire rest of my life from here. It's nothing but this, in increasing intensity and frequency, all the way to the end of the line. Honestly it feels amazing.
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
@miggiesmalls.bsky.social MF said there’s go…
December 19, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Well there’s go my plan to abandon my family on Xmas Day to go to the local bar
The new CNBC Sport newsletter is live, featuring an interview with ESPN’s @minakimes.bsky.social
and a look at why the NBA thinks NBA ratings are down.

Plus: why you may not be able to see those Netflix Xmas games at your local sports bar.

www.cnbc.com/2024/12/19/c...
CNBC Sport: Falling NBA ratings, and why Christmas Day NFL games might not be on at your local bar
Why NBA ratings are down, and why you might not be able to watch Christmas Day NFL games at your favorite bar.
www.cnbc.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I was doing a horrible Opera Voice in front of my kid last night and she didn’t understand the appeal of it after listening to the real thing. Should’ve started with this!
December 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Absolute scenes
December 12, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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for reasons that remain completely unclear to me Tom Brady appears to have settled on Guy At The Concert Who Is Trying To Project His Voice Over The Music To Tell You To Listen To This Next Chord Progression as his announcing style
December 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Blue Sky evangelists after election: “Come hang out here! It’s so nice! No toxicity!”

Blue Sky evangelists one month later: “that guy who was murdered in cold blood actually deserved it and may he rot in hell and if you don’t realize this you’re part of the problem!”
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I took a shot of Jameson with him at a bar called Barcelona in Wrigleyville circa 2005 AMA
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Maybe I’m losing it but I don’t understand applauding the murder of anyone. Is the company shitty? Of course. Did he deserve to get shot? A lot of folks go blue in the face defending the death penalty but then go here.
okay it would honestly be so funny to be murdered and everyone agreed it was good
December 4, 2024 at 9:53 PM
December 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Yeah Josh Hart does play with reckless “abandonment” thanks Reggie why are you still here
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
It’s really strange that the Pistons have a Michael Jordan logo on their uniform. Somewhere, a tear runs down Vinnie “The Microwave” Johnson’s face.
December 4, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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THE DEATH OF STALIN (2017)
November 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM