Pickle S. MacGillycuddy
@goawaybrian.bsky.social
Kaohsiung/Cleveland/Boston
Boston sports fan. Cat guy, though I'll gladly pet your dog. The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about. I go to a lot of concerts.
Boston sports fan. Cat guy, though I'll gladly pet your dog. The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about. I go to a lot of concerts.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is not your friend.
To paraphrase my girl Emma Meyer, the enemy of my enemy is just extra enemy. Fuck her forever.
To paraphrase my girl Emma Meyer, the enemy of my enemy is just extra enemy. Fuck her forever.
"The only thing that can stop this authoritarian project is Republican voters choosing to abandon it." Enter...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4phLF0z
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4phLF0z
December 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is not your friend.
To paraphrase my girl Emma Meyer, the enemy of my enemy is just extra enemy. Fuck her forever.
To paraphrase my girl Emma Meyer, the enemy of my enemy is just extra enemy. Fuck her forever.
BOOBS
HOPE
BUTTER
Y'know... I'll take that.
HOPE
BUTTER
Y'know... I'll take that.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS
I’m in.
VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS
I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
BOOBS
HOPE
BUTTER
Y'know... I'll take that.
HOPE
BUTTER
Y'know... I'll take that.
There are 1st grade children in Massachusetts who have never seen the Patriots win a Super Bowl. Let's do this for the poor, suffering children.
With the Bills’ loss to the Eagles, the Patriots are the AFC East Champions for the first time since 2019.
New England won just FOUR games last year 😳
New England won just FOUR games last year 😳
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There are 1st grade children in Massachusetts who have never seen the Patriots win a Super Bowl. Let's do this for the poor, suffering children.
Patrick Mahomes is contractually obligated to frown continuously until he next throws a TD pass for the Chiefs.
heavy.com/sports/nfl/k...
heavy.com/sports/nfl/k...
Patrick Mahomes Turns Heads With Odd Reaction to Broncos’ Winning Touchdown
Amazon Prime cameras focused on injured Kansas City Chiefs QB watching from the coaches’ box, and what they saw has gone viral.
heavy.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Patrick Mahomes is contractually obligated to frown continuously until he next throws a TD pass for the Chiefs.
heavy.com/sports/nfl/k...
heavy.com/sports/nfl/k...
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
It's an ouroboros of nut-shots.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's an ouroboros of nut-shots.
It seems the War on Christmas was kind of a bust again this year. We'll get em next year, you guys!
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It seems the War on Christmas was kind of a bust again this year. We'll get em next year, you guys!
Maddie says Merry Christmas, y'all.
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maddie says Merry Christmas, y'all.
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
(*sees Chris Evans is trending and clicks through to find people arguing about a Marvel movie*)
Hey guys, I'm just here to make sure he didn't die. Are we cool? We're cool.
Hey guys, I'm just here to make sure he didn't die. Are we cool? We're cool.
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(*sees Chris Evans is trending and clicks through to find people arguing about a Marvel movie*)
Hey guys, I'm just here to make sure he didn't die. Are we cool? We're cool.
Hey guys, I'm just here to make sure he didn't die. Are we cool? We're cool.
"Oh, me? I'm great. I've just been up all night drinking poison while my insides liquify and drain out of my ass."
Get your colonoscopy when you turn 45 everybody! Getting old is fucking awesome.
Get your colonoscopy when you turn 45 everybody! Getting old is fucking awesome.
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Oh, me? I'm great. I've just been up all night drinking poison while my insides liquify and drain out of my ass."
Get your colonoscopy when you turn 45 everybody! Getting old is fucking awesome.
Get your colonoscopy when you turn 45 everybody! Getting old is fucking awesome.
It's officially been winter for just over an hour now and I think that's enough. Bring on the equinox, I'm ready for spring.
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's officially been winter for just over an hour now and I think that's enough. Bring on the equinox, I'm ready for spring.
I could watch Andrew Tate getting his have smashed in all day long.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I could watch Andrew Tate getting his have smashed in all day long.
A Donald J. Trump memorial anything is wishful thinking. He's going to outlive all of us. He may live forever, fueled entirely by grievance and spite.
Donald Trump put his name in front of a memorial center
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A Donald J. Trump memorial anything is wishful thinking. He's going to outlive all of us. He may live forever, fueled entirely by grievance and spite.
It's the last day before winter break and we're watching Elf, a film which I have somehow never seen.
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's the last day before winter break and we're watching Elf, a film which I have somehow never seen.
"I was only at the pedophile party for WORK, you see."
NYT statement to me: "David Brooks regularly attends events to speak with noted and important business leaders to inform his columns, which is exactly what happened at this 2011 event. Mr. Brooks had no contact with him before or after this single attendance at a widely-attended dinner."
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I was only at the pedophile party for WORK, you see."
USA #1!!
BRB, I'ma go throw up.
BRB, I'ma go throw up.
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
USA #1!!
BRB, I'ma go throw up.
BRB, I'ma go throw up.
No, they won't, but they'll threaten to in order to extort the people of Illinois.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No, they won't, but they'll threaten to in order to extort the people of Illinois.
The most offensive thing about this is the weird-ass capitalization and grammar. Andrew Jackson was “unjustifiably treated unfairly by the Press, but not as viciously and unfairly as President Abraham Lincoln and President Donald J. Trump would, in the future, be.” Jesus H. Christ on a bike.
It’s remarkable that Trump doesn’t realise what a lame dweeb he is for this kind of thing
Trump’s White House plaque declares Joe Biden ‘worst president’
www.thetimes.com/article/5c0f...
Trump’s White House plaque declares Joe Biden ‘worst president’
www.thetimes.com/article/5c0f...
Trump’s White House plaque declares Joe Biden ‘worst president’
The US leader’s walk of fame takes aim at the ‘sleepy’ former president and Barack Obama, using inscriptions in his trademark capitals with exclamation marks
www.thetimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The most offensive thing about this is the weird-ass capitalization and grammar. Andrew Jackson was “unjustifiably treated unfairly by the Press, but not as viciously and unfairly as President Abraham Lincoln and President Donald J. Trump would, in the future, be.” Jesus H. Christ on a bike.
"If you live long enough, eventually the puke comes out of your nose."
-me, inspiring my students
-me, inspiring my students
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"If you live long enough, eventually the puke comes out of your nose."
-me, inspiring my students
-me, inspiring my students
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🎶oh come, let us adore him🎶
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🎶oh come, let us adore him🎶
I bought tickets to see Filter and Local H at The House Of Blues in Cleveland and the tickets were $15. FIFTEEN DOLLARS. Those are "going to see some weird industrial band at Peabody's Down Under in 1996" type prices.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I bought tickets to see Filter and Local H at The House Of Blues in Cleveland and the tickets were $15. FIFTEEN DOLLARS. Those are "going to see some weird industrial band at Peabody's Down Under in 1996" type prices.
So he's going to interrupt everything just because he can, brag incoherently for an hour, and then baldly threaten the people he perceives as his enemies? Awesome, I am sure there are people who get paid to listen to that and tell me about it tomorrow. Not that I'm going to listen to them either.
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So he's going to interrupt everything just because he can, brag incoherently for an hour, and then baldly threaten the people he perceives as his enemies? Awesome, I am sure there are people who get paid to listen to that and tell me about it tomorrow. Not that I'm going to listen to them either.
I guess I'm a little surprised the number isn't higher.
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I guess I'm a little surprised the number isn't higher.
I've been a fan of Mick Foley since his run as Mankind in the 90s. He's always seemed like a fundamentally decent man in a way most of the people running WWE clearly are not.
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I've been a fan of Mick Foley since his run as Mankind in the 90s. He's always seemed like a fundamentally decent man in a way most of the people running WWE clearly are not.
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