Pickle S. MacGillycuddy
@goawaybrian.bsky.social
Kaohsiung/Cleveland/Boston
Boston sports fan. Cat guy, though I'll gladly pet your dog. The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about. I go to a lot of concerts.
Boston sports fan. Cat guy, though I'll gladly pet your dog. The kind of scary liberal Fox News warned your grandparents about. I go to a lot of concerts.
Because what even is the point of being charitable if you don't announce it to the press?
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Because what even is the point of being charitable if you don't announce it to the press?
Not a lawyer here, but I'm reasonably confident the sentencing guideline for breaking a taillight on a federal vehicle doesn't include "extrajudicial execution on the street 11 days later."
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Not a lawyer here, but I'm reasonably confident the sentencing guideline for breaking a taillight on a federal vehicle doesn't include "extrajudicial execution on the street 11 days later."
I would like to take a moment to appreciate how sexy this "new" Local H album is. (*swoons*) Ok, moment over, let's fuckin' rock.
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I would like to take a moment to appreciate how sexy this "new" Local H album is. (*swoons*) Ok, moment over, let's fuckin' rock.
The sweatshirt in question. OBVIOUSLY MAGIC.
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The sweatshirt in question. OBVIOUSLY MAGIC.
"A spokesperson for DHS said in a statement that the man threatened agents with his firearm."
If I've learned anything from this whole fiasco, it's that if DHS says that, the opposite is probably true and there's almost definitely video evidence of it.
If I've learned anything from this whole fiasco, it's that if DHS says that, the opposite is probably true and there's almost definitely video evidence of it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"A spokesperson for DHS said in a statement that the man threatened agents with his firearm."
If I've learned anything from this whole fiasco, it's that if DHS says that, the opposite is probably true and there's almost definitely video evidence of it.
If I've learned anything from this whole fiasco, it's that if DHS says that, the opposite is probably true and there's almost definitely video evidence of it.
I was busy yesterday and missed Caturday, which Maddie had some THOUGHTS about.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I was busy yesterday and missed Caturday, which Maddie had some THOUGHTS about.
This is an upgrade for him, sure, but we STILL SHOULDN'T TAKE ANYTHING THIS IDIOT SAYS SERIOUSLY. Joe Rogan should not be shaping public opinion. Even he will tell you, he is a fucking moron.
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is an upgrade for him, sure, but we STILL SHOULDN'T TAKE ANYTHING THIS IDIOT SAYS SERIOUSLY. Joe Rogan should not be shaping public opinion. Even he will tell you, he is a fucking moron.
Good hair day.
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Good hair day.
Maddie has a truly epic blep for your Caturday enjoyment.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Maddie has a truly epic blep for your Caturday enjoyment.
My first "me, hiding behind my cat" selfie of the year. 2026 has officially arrived.
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
My first "me, hiding behind my cat" selfie of the year. 2026 has officially arrived.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
Maddie says Merry Christmas, y'all.
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maddie says Merry Christmas, y'all.
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
(She's originally from North Carolina, so she's allowed to say y'all.)
No, they won't, but they'll threaten to in order to extort the people of Illinois.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No, they won't, but they'll threaten to in order to extort the people of Illinois.
So he's going to interrupt everything just because he can, brag incoherently for an hour, and then baldly threaten the people he perceives as his enemies? Awesome, I am sure there are people who get paid to listen to that and tell me about it tomorrow. Not that I'm going to listen to them either.
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So he's going to interrupt everything just because he can, brag incoherently for an hour, and then baldly threaten the people he perceives as his enemies? Awesome, I am sure there are people who get paid to listen to that and tell me about it tomorrow. Not that I'm going to listen to them either.
I guess I'm a little surprised the number isn't higher.
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I guess I'm a little surprised the number isn't higher.
you will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
you will be visited by three spirits
I had pre-ordered my copy of Metroid Prime 4 for delivery, with assurances that it would be delivered today. This afternoon I hadn't received any confirmation that it had shipped, so I called around, canceled my pre-order and went to Best Buy. I wasn't thrilled about it, but here we are.
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I had pre-ordered my copy of Metroid Prime 4 for delivery, with assurances that it would be delivered today. This afternoon I hadn't received any confirmation that it had shipped, so I called around, canceled my pre-order and went to Best Buy. I wasn't thrilled about it, but here we are.
This is what she sounds like all the time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is what she sounds like all the time.
I confess, I don't understand how Trump stands to personally profit from a war with Venezuela, but you KNOW it's buried in there somewhere.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I confess, I don't understand how Trump stands to personally profit from a war with Venezuela, but you KNOW it's buried in there somewhere.
Only one mouth, but she eats for two.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Only one mouth, but she eats for two.
Maddie likes to read along with the lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maddie likes to read along with the lyrics.