Sam the (American) Eagle
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
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MUST READ - Chuck Wendig reviews apples (the fruit not the tech)
The apple reviews continue until morale improves. Today's victim: THE CRIMSON CRISP.
Apple Review #3: Crimson Crisp
Behold: the Crimson Crisp apple. You may think, “Ah, this is another Honeycrisp deviant,” but nay, it is not a child of Honeycrisp, nor a mutated sport — same last name, but diffe…
terribleminds.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
MUST READ - Chuck Wendig reviews apples (the fruit not the tech)
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Evolution (abridged)
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Evolution (abridged)
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If you can’t trust a decaying sack of human flesh who sounds like someone turned on the garbage disposal with a handful of silverware in it to give you solid advice on how to stay healthy, who can you trust?
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you can’t trust a decaying sack of human flesh who sounds like someone turned on the garbage disposal with a handful of silverware in it to give you solid advice on how to stay healthy, who can you trust?
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“Raccoons, natures bandit they call them, are going to be looked into strongly”
July 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Raccoons, natures bandit they call them, are going to be looked into strongly”
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i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan
June 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan
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*wavy inflatable tube man flaps furiously* YOU NEED BARRICADES WE GOT BARRICADES COME GET YOUR BARRICADES AT BARRICADE BARN
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
*wavy inflatable tube man flaps furiously* YOU NEED BARRICADES WE GOT BARRICADES COME GET YOUR BARRICADES AT BARRICADE BARN
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The least realistic part of The Day After Tomorrow is now that there's still a room full of scientists at the NOAA
April 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The least realistic part of The Day After Tomorrow is now that there's still a room full of scientists at the NOAA
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Jim Abrahams, one of the creators of the highly quotable movie "Airplane!," has sadly passed away. In 2016, he gave us the backstory on how its most enduring joke, "Don’t call me Shirley," may have saved the entire production. vulture.visitlink.me/whJogz
November 26, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Jim Abrahams, one of the creators of the highly quotable movie "Airplane!," has sadly passed away. In 2016, he gave us the backstory on how its most enduring joke, "Don’t call me Shirley," may have saved the entire production. vulture.visitlink.me/whJogz
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I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.