Gnocchic Apocryphon
@gnocchicapoc.bsky.social
Esoteric potato pasta, independent scholar, amateur political philosopher, writer at https://open.substack.com/pub/gnocchiccodices
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Looking back at yourself shifting
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Forgor to post this when I dropped it. open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
Wrote about poetry, pragmatism and puddinhead Wilson open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wrote about poetry, pragmatism and puddinhead Wilson open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
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the funny thing is that everyone thought fukuyama was taking a victory lap when in reality he thought the end of history would stifle human creativity and make everyone bored and apathetic
My imp of the perverse gets so amused at the fact that people pooh-poohed Fukuyama after 9/11 or thereabouts and it's only recently that they actually realized he was right after actually, you know, thinking about his work critically
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the funny thing is that everyone thought fukuyama was taking a victory lap when in reality he thought the end of history would stifle human creativity and make everyone bored and apathetic
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He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite, Charlie Brown
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*terrible fake Russian accent*
"In post-liberal theology, the Bible reads YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the hymns sing YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Eucharist makes YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Bible reads YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the hymns sing YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Eucharist makes YOU!"
*terrible fake Russian accent*
"In post-liberal theology, the Creeds say YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Creeds say YOU!"
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*terrible fake Russian accent*
"In post-liberal theology, the Bible reads YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the hymns sing YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Eucharist makes YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Bible reads YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the hymns sing YOU!"
"In post-liberal theology, the Eucharist makes YOU!"
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Zoomer who is slightly to the right of Lyndon Banes “If it’s in ‘Nam, hit it with a bomb” Johnson: Haha, I guess you can say I’m basically a communist.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Zoomer who is slightly to the right of Lyndon Banes “If it’s in ‘Nam, hit it with a bomb” Johnson: Haha, I guess you can say I’m basically a communist.
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this tawdry Olivia Nuzzi stuff highlights why I’m turning into a small-c conservative with regards to “it is unseemly and shameful for people in positions of power and influence to subject the public to their messy-ass sex nonsense on a constant basis”
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this tawdry Olivia Nuzzi stuff highlights why I’m turning into a small-c conservative with regards to “it is unseemly and shameful for people in positions of power and influence to subject the public to their messy-ass sex nonsense on a constant basis”
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Bonny by Prefab Sprout Live in Munich 1985
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bonny by Prefab Sprout Live in Munich 1985
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again I point you to 'predator trophy hunter theory.' the Yautja are mostly just Guys and the predators we see are the equivalent of guys who pay tens of thousands of dollars to go kill some poor animal in Africa.
Nobody has ever done anything interesting or unexpected with the culture of the Predators onscreen, that they probably aren't ever going to, and I think I've just made my peace with it
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
again I point you to 'predator trophy hunter theory.' the Yautja are mostly just Guys and the predators we see are the equivalent of guys who pay tens of thousands of dollars to go kill some poor animal in Africa.
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if possible we should elect a lesbian. i would like there to be zero more dick-related scandals of any kind after this
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if possible we should elect a lesbian. i would like there to be zero more dick-related scandals of any kind after this
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by popular acclaim we are currently about nine months into richard milhous nixon's 5th term & his 3rd from beyond the grave
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
by popular acclaim we are currently about nine months into richard milhous nixon's 5th term & his 3rd from beyond the grave
Forgor to post this when I dropped it. open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
These Fragments I
Looking back at yourself shifting
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Forgor to post this when I dropped it. open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
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"The intent might be spiritual revelation but the effect is something like necromancy mixed with a carnival act." www.liberalcurrents.com/the-last-ene...
The Last Enemy Is Death: Prophetic Visions, AI Slop, and How the Politics of Immortality Could Shape Our Future
How mystics and transhumanists force the dead to speak on behalf of their politics.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"The intent might be spiritual revelation but the effect is something like necromancy mixed with a carnival act." www.liberalcurrents.com/the-last-ene...
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the two going views of the world future, summarized in meme form
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the two going views of the world future, summarized in meme form
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Look there's literally only one correct answer
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Look there's literally only one correct answer
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Do not get fucking Bayesian on me bro. I don’t wanna hear shit about priors or hurdles. I swear to god, dude.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Do not get fucking Bayesian on me bro. I don’t wanna hear shit about priors or hurdles. I swear to god, dude.
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October 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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No thank you. I will not being doing civil-military relations anymore. I will be doing synthpop-hyperpop relations. Much more contentious and violent.
October 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No thank you. I will not being doing civil-military relations anymore. I will be doing synthpop-hyperpop relations. Much more contentious and violent.
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Sickos meme, but make it marin luther
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sickos meme, but make it marin luther
A longstanding take of mine is that for a certain type of person gender essentialism a sort of crutch in their personal imaginary, the last thing that the world can't take from them, and so the idea of any sort of fluidity is an existential threat.
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A longstanding take of mine is that for a certain type of person gender essentialism a sort of crutch in their personal imaginary, the last thing that the world can't take from them, and so the idea of any sort of fluidity is an existential threat.
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I’m ambivalent to the extent Gamergate had on a macrohistorical level in itself rather than being one of many semi-random reactionary spasms, but imagine being an editor who rubber-stamped a review of some rando indie game cuz w/e and now Africans don’t get AIDS meds and IKEA is illegal. Whoops.
It's kind of insane how the two most important political events of the 21st century are a terrorist group flying two planes into the tallest buildings on Earth in the middle of New York City and a gaming website giving a good review to a boring video game about depression
September 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m ambivalent to the extent Gamergate had on a macrohistorical level in itself rather than being one of many semi-random reactionary spasms, but imagine being an editor who rubber-stamped a review of some rando indie game cuz w/e and now Africans don’t get AIDS meds and IKEA is illegal. Whoops.
I wrote about microblogging and did a little Christian moralism here gnocchiccodices.substack.com/p/real-life-...
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wrote about microblogging and did a little Christian moralism here gnocchiccodices.substack.com/p/real-life-...
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honestly 2020-era Sohrab and John Milbank should be treated as postliberal dril tweets
September 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
honestly 2020-era Sohrab and John Milbank should be treated as postliberal dril tweets
New post about Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, cavemen, and God! open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
New post about Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, cavemen, and God! open.substack.com/pub/gnocchic...
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posts from 1368
it genuinely delights me that there are people out there stupid enough to believe that I was sincerely calling for the Mongols to reinvade China.
September 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
posts from 1368
I feel like there’s gotta be a world out there where Eric Adams is maybe 2% less corrupt or better at hiding it, and winds up being Democrat Donald Trump
September 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I feel like there’s gotta be a world out there where Eric Adams is maybe 2% less corrupt or better at hiding it, and winds up being Democrat Donald Trump