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Jim ゐる Simpson
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i work on security challenges. i like art, history, and museums. i teeter between mindfulness and mindlessness. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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And it was on this day, this hallowed day, we all, as a people, agreed to never again say the name Kim Davis, so she could slink back to her normal life, living in a candy cottage, cooking and eating children who took the wrong dark, crooked path through the woods.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This reads like the guy naming the dishes went left to right and had a stroke halfway through.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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A rare atmospheric marvel appeared in the Carpathians: the Brocken Spectre. When the sun shines from behind and a bank of cloud or fog lies ahead, a person’s shadow is projected onto the mist and ringed with bright, rainbow-like halos.👇
October 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I would never turn this off, it would just be in my house playing music 24/7/365
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Here are the _public_ email addresses for the reporters and the standards editor listed on the WSJ site.

Standards editor:
David.marcelis@wsj.com

Journalists who wrote the article:
james.fanelli@wsj.com
sadie.gurman@wsj.com

Politely and peacefully demand a retraction and an apology.
Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
From the Charlie Kirk press conference:
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade scratching its back on a bubble. 🫧🐻🧪
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Kash Patel has the look of a guy who just Googled “how to FBI” five minutes before the press conference.
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.
August 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I don’t understand people who don’t signal. I love signaling. It’s so fun. Like here I go!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Hilma af Klint, Altarbild, nr 1, grupp X, Altarbilder, 1915 one of first Western abstract artists whose work predates Kandinsky's #womensart
September 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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It’s obvious some people were never traumatized by watching Old Yeller as children.
September 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I ordered a single black pen from an office supply store. It turned up hand-delivered the next morning in an absurdly large box, nestled in inflatable packing for one single pen. I now order one per week. The courier has to be onto me by now but I can't stop.
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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PLEASE NOTE. Even if you DO NOT necessarily “qualify” for the UPDATED 2025-2026 COVID vaccines under the current “recommendations,” by the CDC, it is STILL worth asking your provider if you can receive it if you want one!
August 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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rise and shine!!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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If Nausicaa was a game
#pixelart #artpost
August 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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You think you're smart because you chose ChatGPT as your analyst? I've been telling all my troubles to Dr Sbaitso since 1991
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM