Macho Man Randy Average
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Macho Man Randy Average
@gman4757.bsky.social
30-something, MDNI 🔞. If you recognize the picture, you probably know me. Gonna be a whole lot of furry art, hockey, and Disney posts. Be alert. Keep calm. Think clearly. Act decisively.
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Context makes this video worse. He’s skipping the dignified transfer of American soldiers who died in Lithuania to go golfing. On the same day his tariffs sent stocks PLUMMETING. He literally does not give a shit about you.
April 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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If you know Bob Gurr through Disneyland, you only know part of the story. Want to know more? Come to the premiere of my new documentary “Bob Gurr: Living By Design” on April 26th.
Tickets on sale at www.thealex.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The Gaudreau family leads the Blue Jackets out of the tunnel before the start of the Stadium Series game

#CBJ
March 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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im trying to look for reference right now and for some reason the fluttershy open roleplay post just hopped to the front of my mind with a hideous vengeance. WHAT a post man
February 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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evil funny nuclear lady wtf 250 mSv/hr source 14 mile AOE
@tritscrits.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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How to change a swastika that cant be removed
February 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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marilin fans have been starving i apologise
February 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
FUCK
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Boston tiddy garden
February 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
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February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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i miss them 🐛 🐟
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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It all comes down to this 👀

Let’s check in on the best USA vs CAN moments over the years ahead of tomorrow’s #4Nations tourney final → bit.ly/4NationsBlog
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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And it's on the wall! Check out this fantastic painting as well as works by KaraCreations in our taproom now!
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Championship game is gonna be NUCLEAR
Canada defeats Finland 5-3, and advances to the finals to face the United States for a rematch!

#4Nations
February 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Warning - Traffins in your area 🛑
February 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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We made a comic about parenting.
February 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This is the only mental healthcare my insurance will cover
This fairy can take your worries away but the conditions are slightly different.
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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just messin around :0) 🤙
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM