hooked on those ap notifications since new year I just feel like it's got to be there, one day
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
hooked on those ap notifications since new year I just feel like it's got to be there, one day
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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flexibility even in death
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 AM
flexibility even in death
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If conservatives loved Charlie Kirk so much, why didn't they intervene to stop the bullet after it was fired?
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If conservatives loved Charlie Kirk so much, why didn't they intervene to stop the bullet after it was fired?
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Me (emerging from a tank I have driven through your house) now is a time for healing
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Me (emerging from a tank I have driven through your house) now is a time for healing
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Sorry sir if it was in any way accidental or unintentional we legally have to refer to it as a 'poops'.
August 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Sorry sir if it was in any way accidental or unintentional we legally have to refer to it as a 'poops'.
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me, a putz, boy a lot of high hats today
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
me, a putz, boy a lot of high hats today
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
Sickos.jpg but it's frosty the snowman
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sickos.jpg but it's frosty the snowman
listen lady I'm not singing any ancient Yuletide carols without appropriately gay apparel
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
listen lady I'm not singing any ancient Yuletide carols without appropriately gay apparel
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
The latest @anyaustin.bsky.social vid on living a week in cyberpunk really sparked something. Check it out maybe
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest @anyaustin.bsky.social vid on living a week in cyberpunk really sparked something. Check it out maybe
more like butmeg, am I rite? Stupid spice
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
more like butmeg, am I rite? Stupid spice
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so folks who work for American companies not in the US we just don't do anything today/tomorrow right?
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
so folks who work for American companies not in the US we just don't do anything today/tomorrow right?
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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fun London fact the shard grows a little bigger every time people have nightmares
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
fun London fact the shard grows a little bigger every time people have nightmares
person that lives in city goes back to non city home for the holidays and has to take care of something and meets some people, and then goes back to their life
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
person that lives in city goes back to non city home for the holidays and has to take care of something and meets some people, and then goes back to their life
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
be 100 years war, actually lasts 116
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
be 100 years war, actually lasts 116
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in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are
Someone was quite personally mean on a parents Whatsapp group chat yesterday and I am still feeling from the shattering of the social contract.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Someone was quite personally mean on a parents Whatsapp group chat yesterday and I am still feeling from the shattering of the social contract.
"better dig deep" I think to myself as I set my bikes pedal assist to turbo in anticipation of a 10m hill on my 2km commute
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"better dig deep" I think to myself as I set my bikes pedal assist to turbo in anticipation of a 10m hill on my 2km commute
Goon in sixy seconds
Goon a movie
The Goondock Saints
The Goondock Saints
Goon a movie
Goon with the wind
Goon with the wind
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Goon in sixy seconds