Gigabit Xenomorph
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auDHD. agender. 34. they/them.
i'm sleepy.
i'm sleepy.
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one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery
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nothing fundamental is going to change about the life you’ve already built for yourself unless you make it. it’s happening right now
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
nothing fundamental is going to change about the life you’ve already built for yourself unless you make it. it’s happening right now
Hopefully I can kick this cold soon so I can make sure I have my ducks in a row for my nebkon cosplay(s?).
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hopefully I can kick this cold soon so I can make sure I have my ducks in a row for my nebkon cosplay(s?).
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
I did too many things and was around too many people last week and now I have a cold.
I realize things could be worse, but let me tell you I have never sneezed so much in my entire life. 🤧
I realize things could be worse, but let me tell you I have never sneezed so much in my entire life. 🤧
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I did too many things and was around too many people last week and now I have a cold.
I realize things could be worse, but let me tell you I have never sneezed so much in my entire life. 🤧
I realize things could be worse, but let me tell you I have never sneezed so much in my entire life. 🤧
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It finally happened!
I got to pet goats!
I got to pet goats!
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It finally happened!
I got to pet goats!
I got to pet goats!
PET THE CHESTBURSTER
August 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
PET THE CHESTBURSTER
Misread this as "cursed parsley" and was kind of disappointed when that wasn't a thing
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Misread this as "cursed parsley" and was kind of disappointed when that wasn't a thing
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FILM GANDALF: there is a sorcerous presence at work here trying to prevent us crossing the mountain
BOOK GANDALF: the mountain is a bag of dicks frodo. its trying to kill us frodo because it hates our vibes frodo. frodo its a queerphobic mountain. it wants us gays dead frodo
BOOK GANDALF: the mountain is a bag of dicks frodo. its trying to kill us frodo because it hates our vibes frodo. frodo its a queerphobic mountain. it wants us gays dead frodo
forever funny that in the movie caradhras becomes impassable because of saruman’s influence but in the book they consider it totally plausible that caradhras itself was just like fuck these people in particular. walking up my paths like they own the place
May 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
FILM GANDALF: there is a sorcerous presence at work here trying to prevent us crossing the mountain
BOOK GANDALF: the mountain is a bag of dicks frodo. its trying to kill us frodo because it hates our vibes frodo. frodo its a queerphobic mountain. it wants us gays dead frodo
BOOK GANDALF: the mountain is a bag of dicks frodo. its trying to kill us frodo because it hates our vibes frodo. frodo its a queerphobic mountain. it wants us gays dead frodo
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I feel like I appreciate Kathy Geiss more every time I rewatch 30 Rock. She's a strong autistic woman living her best life as a CEO. No masking, just vibing.
And really, she's just doing what we're all thinking. I mean, who DOESN'T want to put an entire Hot Wheels in their mouth?
And really, she's just doing what we're all thinking. I mean, who DOESN'T want to put an entire Hot Wheels in their mouth?
a woman sitting in front of a window with the words new american gladiators in 4 days written on the bottom
Alt: A woman seated at an office desk gently removes a Hot Wheels car from her mouth. Unicorn plushies decorate the windowsill. A person is trying to talk to her, but leaves. The woman pops the toy car back in her mouth.
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I feel like I appreciate Kathy Geiss more every time I rewatch 30 Rock. She's a strong autistic woman living her best life as a CEO. No masking, just vibing.
And really, she's just doing what we're all thinking. I mean, who DOESN'T want to put an entire Hot Wheels in their mouth?
And really, she's just doing what we're all thinking. I mean, who DOESN'T want to put an entire Hot Wheels in their mouth?
Accidentally typed "horse is haunted" instead of "house is haunted.
May 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Accidentally typed "horse is haunted" instead of "house is haunted.
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Spiders can fly using Earth’s electric field
I think a herd of goats doing this would be pretty terrifying
I think a herd of goats doing this would be pretty terrifying
We're having a discussion about which interesting animal behaviour would be terrifying on a different species. The rules are
a) it can't be an immediate danger to you
b) it has to be so scary you would stop filming and leave.
Feel free to play along. The current winner is vulture murmuration.
a) it can't be an immediate danger to you
b) it has to be so scary you would stop filming and leave.
Feel free to play along. The current winner is vulture murmuration.
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Spiders can fly using Earth’s electric field
I think a herd of goats doing this would be pretty terrifying
I think a herd of goats doing this would be pretty terrifying
My reaction when I find out that I can't pet the goats at the zoo because the exhibit is closed for the season starting TODAY:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a certificate hanging on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a certificate hanging on it .
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM
My reaction when I find out that I can't pet the goats at the zoo because the exhibit is closed for the season starting TODAY:
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So, are you the "I forget whether I have any at home, so I'll grab one just in case," and has 10 at home type of ADHD.
or are you the "Oh yeah! I need to pick up [x]. I'll grab it the next time I'm out," and forgets to grab it type of ADHD.
...both...? Me too
or are you the "Oh yeah! I need to pick up [x]. I'll grab it the next time I'm out," and forgets to grab it type of ADHD.
...both...? Me too
January 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
So, are you the "I forget whether I have any at home, so I'll grab one just in case," and has 10 at home type of ADHD.
or are you the "Oh yeah! I need to pick up [x]. I'll grab it the next time I'm out," and forgets to grab it type of ADHD.
...both...? Me too
or are you the "Oh yeah! I need to pick up [x]. I'll grab it the next time I'm out," and forgets to grab it type of ADHD.
...both...? Me too
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