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Mystery John
@glempy.bsky.social
Sojourning alchemist, and secret, underground tweetsmith. Grey Ace. He/Him
Sat in a corporate webcast where they’re *REALLY* trying to force feed us the AI Kool Aid, and honestly I just want to scream
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Pillars of 👀

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December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is intensely erotic
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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One must imagine Don Quixote happy.
July 28, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
🧵 (1 of many)
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just checked mine only to discover I would run out of sertraline ON CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY
PSA

don't forget to make sure you have enough medication to get through the holidays, just checked mine on a whim and if i hadn't by the time i'd have run out i'd be on sertraline withdrawal over christmas
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nothing beats the simple elegance of something shamelessly bodged together using PowerPoint shapes and MS Paint
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to see a copy of Plato’s Republic in TK Maxx
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Erika Ishii is a treasure
I said what I said
It is extremely funny to me that Erika Ishii said this in a year she was the protagonist in a major video game
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is why she is the best wife. This will also be the second time we’ve seen the @themountaingoats.bsky.social within a week of our wedding anniversary
I know what @glempy.bsky.social likes… it’s concert tickets for his 40th birthday next year.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is the dream
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM