Mystery John
@glempy.bsky.social
Sojourning alchemist, and secret, underground tweetsmith. Grey Ace. He/Him
Sat in a corporate webcast where they’re *REALLY* trying to force feed us the AI Kool Aid, and honestly I just want to scream
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Sat in a corporate webcast where they’re *REALLY* trying to force feed us the AI Kool Aid, and honestly I just want to scream
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Pillars of 👀
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December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
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![Therapist: you said you were disappointed with life and how the world operates. What weee your expectations?
Me: [picture of Richard Scarry’s Little Town]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3gkhewsw5kvmp4yxd4fmz3cq/bafkreiahk3sl3b2hirowwdgzgindjianetxxrwezuvdnqhdbtogwosevlq@jpeg)
This is intensely erotic
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is intensely erotic
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One must imagine Don Quixote happy.
July 28, 2024 at 6:51 AM
One must imagine Don Quixote happy.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm going to reproduce a saucy thread I did some years ago in the other place. It is divisive and produces many odd statements and flushes out parochial opinions.
🧵 (1 of many)
🧵 (1 of many)
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
Just checked mine only to discover I would run out of sertraline ON CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY
PSA
don't forget to make sure you have enough medication to get through the holidays, just checked mine on a whim and if i hadn't by the time i'd have run out i'd be on sertraline withdrawal over christmas
don't forget to make sure you have enough medication to get through the holidays, just checked mine on a whim and if i hadn't by the time i'd have run out i'd be on sertraline withdrawal over christmas
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just checked mine only to discover I would run out of sertraline ON CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Nothing beats the simple elegance of something shamelessly bodged together using PowerPoint shapes and MS Paint
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Nothing beats the simple elegance of something shamelessly bodged together using PowerPoint shapes and MS Paint
I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to see a copy of Plato’s Republic in TK Maxx
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to see a copy of Plato’s Republic in TK Maxx
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Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
Erika Ishii is a treasure
I said what I said
It is extremely funny to me that Erika Ishii said this in a year she was the protagonist in a major video game
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Erika Ishii is a treasure
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Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
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the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
rail replacement vengabus
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
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My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
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this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
This is why she is the best wife. This will also be the second time we’ve seen the @themountaingoats.bsky.social within a week of our wedding anniversary
I know what @glempy.bsky.social likes… it’s concert tickets for his 40th birthday next year.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is why she is the best wife. This will also be the second time we’ve seen the @themountaingoats.bsky.social within a week of our wedding anniversary
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This is the dream
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is the dream
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