Alxtratrstrl [they/them} ☭
@alxtratrstrl.xyz
Asexual, agender, agnostic.
Communist luddite, antifascist, antizionist, anti-genAI.
Trans rights are human rights.
Shark + cat friend.
Public transport + walking fan (eff your car).
Atari ST fan (eff your Amiga).
I'm not in the USA.
alxtratrstrl.xyz
Communist luddite, antifascist, antizionist, anti-genAI.
Trans rights are human rights.
Shark + cat friend.
Public transport + walking fan (eff your car).
Atari ST fan (eff your Amiga).
I'm not in the USA.
alxtratrstrl.xyz
Fuck discord, I’m going back to sending floppy disks through the post with tape over the stamps so they can be “reused”.
fuck discord, im going back to schreknet
Fuck discord, I’m going back to usenet
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Fuck discord, I’m going back to sending floppy disks through the post with tape over the stamps so they can be “reused”.
Can’t wait for age (and identity, which will be next) verification on the internet to become prevalent everywhere and more annoying to bypass then I can finally just delete everything and go offline except for work.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t wait for age (and identity, which will be next) verification on the internet to become prevalent everywhere and more annoying to bypass then I can finally just delete everything and go offline except for work.
The next 3 1/2 years of the labour right manoeuvring and fucking each other over are going to be more tiring than the more explicit fascism we will get in 2029 and at least that will provide an excuse to kill myself.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The next 3 1/2 years of the labour right manoeuvring and fucking each other over are going to be more tiring than the more explicit fascism we will get in 2029 and at least that will provide an excuse to kill myself.
If Anas Sarawar tells Keir Starmer to resign will that be his first ever original thought or is it just Starmer telling himself to do it via proxy?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If Anas Sarawar tells Keir Starmer to resign will that be his first ever original thought or is it just Starmer telling himself to do it via proxy?
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Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.
Pleasingly the Bluesky map thing has me not really close to any grouping, especially not ones containing the hated word "British".
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Pleasingly the Bluesky map thing has me not really close to any grouping, especially not ones containing the hated word "British".
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
I can't help but think his plan to boost his popularity with "the nation" by repeatedly talking at "the nation" is lacking in a certain amount of self-awareness.
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I can't help but think his plan to boost his popularity with "the nation" by repeatedly talking at "the nation" is lacking in a certain amount of self-awareness.
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just found out they’re making horniness illegal and frankly, it is about time
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
just found out they’re making horniness illegal and frankly, it is about time
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Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
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The good news is Starmer is so used to following McSweeney that he'll probably resign out of habit tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The good news is Starmer is so used to following McSweeney that he'll probably resign out of habit tomorrow.
Sunday afternoon: Keir Starmer sits down and starts prompting ChatGPT to find a replacement for McSweeney.
Satisfied with the response, he picks up his phone and scrolls through his contacts.
Moments later, Peter Mandelson’s phone starts to ring.
Satisfied with the response, he picks up his phone and scrolls through his contacts.
Moments later, Peter Mandelson’s phone starts to ring.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Sunday afternoon: Keir Starmer sits down and starts prompting ChatGPT to find a replacement for McSweeney.
Satisfied with the response, he picks up his phone and scrolls through his contacts.
Moments later, Peter Mandelson’s phone starts to ring.
Satisfied with the response, he picks up his phone and scrolls through his contacts.
Moments later, Peter Mandelson’s phone starts to ring.
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Back to one of the Atari ST crates for #RandomGameSaturday this week. Who needs whatever the current popular multiplayer FPS is?
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Back to one of the Atari ST crates for #RandomGameSaturday this week. Who needs whatever the current popular multiplayer FPS is?
I pray that the only peace he ever knows is that of the grave.
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I pray that the only peace he ever knows is that of the grave.
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I see the six nations has started.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I see the six nations has started.
Keir Starmer torn between throwing anybody under any bus but also not wanting to be seen to be pandering to green crap like public transport.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Keir Starmer torn between throwing anybody under any bus but also not wanting to be seen to be pandering to green crap like public transport.
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
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i hate keir starmer, i hate anyone who defends him, i doubt their critical thinking skills, i doubt their reading comprehension, i doubt their knowledge of uk politics pre 2016 and i doubt they would disown a friend or acquaintance who was convicted of paedophilia.
i also doubt they're real.
i also doubt they're real.
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i hate keir starmer, i hate anyone who defends him, i doubt their critical thinking skills, i doubt their reading comprehension, i doubt their knowledge of uk politics pre 2016 and i doubt they would disown a friend or acquaintance who was convicted of paedophilia.
i also doubt they're real.
i also doubt they're real.
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This setting in @bsky.app is being weaponised by the Far Right.
Comments expressing any frustration with ICE, over Gaza, etc, are being censored.
It is worth disabling this and using other moderation lists until @moderation.bsky.app are less incompetent and employ people who understand context.
Comments expressing any frustration with ICE, over Gaza, etc, are being censored.
It is worth disabling this and using other moderation lists until @moderation.bsky.app are less incompetent and employ people who understand context.
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
This setting in @bsky.app is being weaponised by the Far Right.
Comments expressing any frustration with ICE, over Gaza, etc, are being censored.
It is worth disabling this and using other moderation lists until @moderation.bsky.app are less incompetent and employ people who understand context.
Comments expressing any frustration with ICE, over Gaza, etc, are being censored.
It is worth disabling this and using other moderation lists until @moderation.bsky.app are less incompetent and employ people who understand context.
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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listen up, stupid old fucks! nobody used their real name on the internet before facebook. nobody.
shouting "pseudonym" is like shouting "ad hominem": it would be deeply embarrassing if you knew even the first little thing about why.
shouting "pseudonym" is like shouting "ad hominem": it would be deeply embarrassing if you knew even the first little thing about why.
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
listen up, stupid old fucks! nobody used their real name on the internet before facebook. nobody.
shouting "pseudonym" is like shouting "ad hominem": it would be deeply embarrassing if you knew even the first little thing about why.
shouting "pseudonym" is like shouting "ad hominem": it would be deeply embarrassing if you knew even the first little thing about why.
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together