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Mystery John
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Sojourning alchemist, and secret, underground tweetsmith. Grey Ace. He/Him
I swear they’re only doing this so it *looks* like they’re doing something around modernisation rather than actually doing any of the hard work and effort to do it properly.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
“LLMs are a magical tool that will solve all our problems!”

No. They are dogshit garbage.
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I assume I have polycule associate membership?
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I suspect he hates them for the same reason Rupert Murdoch does: they don’t listen to him, or do what he wants them to.
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The buried lede here is that “woad medieval vat” creates a thread that is entirely invisible
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Also an excellent colour choice
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think double breasted is fine for coats, but not for jackets
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We’ve had the same problem! And even if you do find some, the colour selection is a bit sad. B&Ms seems to have been the only place we’ve seen any
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You’d feel that it’d make more sense to target naval bases with conventional missles
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Not going to lie, I totally looked that up before making that post 😂
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I feel like they’d have to be really running a skeleton crew to keep the vibe. If there was like a 100 people on board it might kill the mood a bit
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Those blue tones on the armour are a delight to look at
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just to spite you, watch it end up being an incredibly boring 0-0
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am now having visceral flashbacks to all the very unimaginative names and insults other kids came up with based on my surname
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM