Glass Houses
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An innocent bystander.
💙♥️ 4ever
Eat the rich
💙♥️ 4ever
Eat the rich
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someone tell secretary breakfast gin there are cheaper ways to see soldiers in bikinis
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 AM
someone tell secretary breakfast gin there are cheaper ways to see soldiers in bikinis
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People are rightly asking, "How can Trump run Venezuela without any competent people there?"
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
People are rightly asking, "How can Trump run Venezuela without any competent people there?"
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
But Donald will run Venezuela just like he runs the United States—without any competent people there.
Hmmm. Venezuela nationalized oil on Jan 1, 1976. During the press conference this morning, everyone was talking about the weather & how it had to be just right.
Trump wanted to do this on the 50th anniversary. I bet the generals had one hell of a time making him wait 2 days. 🤦♀️🙄
Trump wanted to do this on the 50th anniversary. I bet the generals had one hell of a time making him wait 2 days. 🤦♀️🙄
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Hmmm. Venezuela nationalized oil on Jan 1, 1976. During the press conference this morning, everyone was talking about the weather & how it had to be just right.
Trump wanted to do this on the 50th anniversary. I bet the generals had one hell of a time making him wait 2 days. 🤦♀️🙄
Trump wanted to do this on the 50th anniversary. I bet the generals had one hell of a time making him wait 2 days. 🤦♀️🙄
It’s times like these when my brain helpfully reminds me of what’s really important.
Will #SNL give us #ColinJost as #Hegseth tonight? He nailed the mannerisms last time. 🤨
Short notice but the writers have probably been up since 1:00 AM working on it. 🧐🤔
Will #SNL give us #ColinJost as #Hegseth tonight? He nailed the mannerisms last time. 🤨
Short notice but the writers have probably been up since 1:00 AM working on it. 🧐🤔
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It’s times like these when my brain helpfully reminds me of what’s really important.
Will #SNL give us #ColinJost as #Hegseth tonight? He nailed the mannerisms last time. 🤨
Short notice but the writers have probably been up since 1:00 AM working on it. 🧐🤔
Will #SNL give us #ColinJost as #Hegseth tonight? He nailed the mannerisms last time. 🤨
Short notice but the writers have probably been up since 1:00 AM working on it. 🧐🤔
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
Random thought. I was listening to David Bowie’s Lazarus, and he’s not the first Brit I’ve heard that distinctly pronounces “ass” so everyone can appreciate they’re not saying arse.
Or maybe I’m overthinking things again 🧐
Or maybe I’m overthinking things again 🧐
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Random thought. I was listening to David Bowie’s Lazarus, and he’s not the first Brit I’ve heard that distinctly pronounces “ass” so everyone can appreciate they’re not saying arse.
Or maybe I’m overthinking things again 🧐
Or maybe I’m overthinking things again 🧐
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Christ, I'm so tired of people in positions of power spouting absurd fantasies than can kill people.
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Christ, I'm so tired of people in positions of power spouting absurd fantasies than can kill people.
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Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.
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Erika Kirk is a liar (and schemer).
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Erika Kirk is a liar (and schemer).
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Can I exchange the things I can’t accept?
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can I exchange the things I can’t accept?
Important news. The censored segment from #60Minutes is available on archive.org. It’s about 14 minutes. Very well done. Please reblog.
archive.org/details/60mi...
archive.org/details/60mi...
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Important news. The censored segment from #60Minutes is available on archive.org. It’s about 14 minutes. Very well done. Please reblog.
archive.org/details/60mi...
archive.org/details/60mi...
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I've convinced my kids that they can hypnotize me to fall asleep when I'm chasing them and it's their new favorite game. I'll literally lay down for a 10-minute nap in the hallway and they won't bug me because it "breaks their spell." It's my greatest win as a parent thus far.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've convinced my kids that they can hypnotize me to fall asleep when I'm chasing them and it's their new favorite game. I'll literally lay down for a 10-minute nap in the hallway and they won't bug me because it "breaks their spell." It's my greatest win as a parent thus far.
Ummm…
So Republicans in Congress think the planes that fly into hurricanes to get vital information, and predictive river flood gauges are ‘wasteful bloat.’
Maybe they should look in the mirror.
#FEMA
So Republicans in Congress think the planes that fly into hurricanes to get vital information, and predictive river flood gauges are ‘wasteful bloat.’
Maybe they should look in the mirror.
#FEMA
July 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ummm…
So Republicans in Congress think the planes that fly into hurricanes to get vital information, and predictive river flood gauges are ‘wasteful bloat.’
Maybe they should look in the mirror.
#FEMA
So Republicans in Congress think the planes that fly into hurricanes to get vital information, and predictive river flood gauges are ‘wasteful bloat.’
Maybe they should look in the mirror.
#FEMA
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That last line tho.
July 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That last line tho.
Most arsonists leave the building before burning it all down.
The real joke was the "united" in "United States."
Not a lot of "unity" when one side is willing to cause damage to themselves to also damage the other side.
Not a lot of "unity" when one side is willing to cause damage to themselves to also damage the other side.
July 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Most arsonists leave the building before burning it all down.
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Between chasing waterfalls and sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to, I stay pretty busy.
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Between chasing waterfalls and sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to, I stay pretty busy.
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Other than the pain and suffering it will produce for those who are most vulnerable, not a bad piece of legislation.
July 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Other than the pain and suffering it will produce for those who are most vulnerable, not a bad piece of legislation.
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18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
18f.org
Sigh. I’m so tired of my social spaces being ruined one by one. Guess I’ll start hanging here more, but if this place gets really big, another ahole will just gobble it up ☹️
a man in a suit says i ruin everything
ALT: a man in a suit says i ruin everything
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Sigh. I’m so tired of my social spaces being ruined one by one. Guess I’ll start hanging here more, but if this place gets really big, another ahole will just gobble it up ☹️
Thanks for the invite @keyasaurus.bsky.social ! Who’s around these here parts?
October 14, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Thanks for the invite @keyasaurus.bsky.social ! Who’s around these here parts?