GlassHalfPhill
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Oxford Comma defender
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If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.
Of all the body parts, I wonder how Mr. Hallow feels that we named the holiday after his ween
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Of all the body parts, I wonder how Mr. Hallow feels that we named the holiday after his ween
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Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??
Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??
Have we noticed the trend that damn near every marching band plays the theme from Loki as a defensive cheer??
Can’t believe I gave up tanks in my youth pitching days for free smh
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can’t believe I gave up tanks in my youth pitching days for free smh
Sahara
A quick question for anybody who wants to answer, just because I'm trying to get my creative juices flowing...
What's your favorite movie or movies that was a box office flop? I'm not talking about like "Man of Steel made $700 million rather than $1 billion," I'm talking about movies that bombed.
What's your favorite movie or movies that was a box office flop? I'm not talking about like "Man of Steel made $700 million rather than $1 billion," I'm talking about movies that bombed.
August 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sahara
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I look forward to Opening Day 2026, when they unveil the first ever “2025 Resetting the Luxury Tax” championship banner.
August 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I look forward to Opening Day 2026, when they unveil the first ever “2025 Resetting the Luxury Tax” championship banner.
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All five starters from the Atlanta Braves’ Opening Day rotation are on the 60-Day Injured List. 🙁
July 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All five starters from the Atlanta Braves’ Opening Day rotation are on the 60-Day Injured List. 🙁
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
I once performed alongside the Home Depot drumline on College Gameday.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I once performed alongside the Home Depot drumline on College Gameday.
Least fun Braves team maybe ever. They have no interest in being on the field.
July 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Least fun Braves team maybe ever. They have no interest in being on the field.
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His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
Fred Smith, who bet everything he had on a plan to revolutionize freight transport as the founder of FedEx, died on Saturday at age 80. His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy.
Fred Smith, Billionaire Founder of FedEx, Is Dead at 80
His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy and a now-familiar English verb.
trib.al
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
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Ronald Acuña Jr. should be legally allowed to beat his teammates to death with a bat once we are eliminated from the playoffs
June 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ronald Acuña Jr. should be legally allowed to beat his teammates to death with a bat once we are eliminated from the playoffs
007: Nightfire, NFL Blitz 2000, Backyard Baseball
Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.
June 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
007: Nightfire, NFL Blitz 2000, Backyard Baseball
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Protesters instigating violence in Boston, March 5, 1770.
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Protesters instigating violence in Boston, March 5, 1770.
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The MLB All-Star Game should be MLB all-stars versus the Savannah Bananas but they have to play banana ball
June 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The MLB All-Star Game should be MLB all-stars versus the Savannah Bananas but they have to play banana ball
Players the Braves should offload at the deadline:
—Ozuna
—Murphy
—Sale
—Iglesias
—Albies
—Pierce Johnson
—Bummer
—Ozuna
—Murphy
—Sale
—Iglesias
—Albies
—Pierce Johnson
—Bummer
June 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Players the Braves should offload at the deadline:
—Ozuna
—Murphy
—Sale
—Iglesias
—Albies
—Pierce Johnson
—Bummer
—Ozuna
—Murphy
—Sale
—Iglesias
—Albies
—Pierce Johnson
—Bummer
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Braves making all these bullpen moves when THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN ADDRESSED DURING THE WINTER, THIS AND THE ROTATION. YOU STARTED OPENING DAY WITH HECTOR NERIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Braves making all these bullpen moves when THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN ADDRESSED DURING THE WINTER, THIS AND THE ROTATION. YOU STARTED OPENING DAY WITH HECTOR NERIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. THE CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST
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Never forget. Kirk Ferentz took an intentional safety with 8 minutes and 11 seconds left in the game. Masterclass.
June 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Never forget. Kirk Ferentz took an intentional safety with 8 minutes and 11 seconds left in the game. Masterclass.
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2025: Everything requires further research to see if it’s an Onion article or reality.
June 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
2025: Everything requires further research to see if it’s an Onion article or reality.
Never go too hard the first night of a bachelor party.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Never go too hard the first night of a bachelor party.
Not Catholic but damn I love the conclave process.
May 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not Catholic but damn I love the conclave process.