GlassHalfPhill
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GlassHalfPhill
@glasshalfphill.bsky.social
Oxford Comma defender
2050 AP US History DBQ
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Trash-ass year.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
BREAKING: my “uncles” revealed as my dad’s friends from Clemson in the 70s.
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🎵 They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Deacon blues 🎵
Football Wake Forest Demon Deacons Football GIF
ALT: Football Wake Forest Demon Deacons Football GIF
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Malpractice to not give Vizzina a couple of drives in Chapel Hill
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Whatever it is was coming anyway—it would have just been “justified” under different cover.
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
a sign that says speed on it in red
ALT: a sign that says speed on it in red
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Comrade, you should know that you can only drink kombucha brewed in a polyamorous grad student’s Normaltown basement apartment!
August 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Gotta be pterodactyl
August 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by GlassHalfPhill
I look forward to Opening Day 2026, when they unveil the first ever “2025 Resetting the Luxury Tax” championship banner.
August 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM