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slimemoldluvr420 🌑 🍉
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amateur naturalist, 35mm enthusiast, spinster, milf, ocean sunfish #1 fan. somewhere mentally monologuing about the pre-raphaelites while knitting yet another lap blanket.

professional critical thinker/huge idiot

http://www.linktr.ee/glasscoffin
the funny thing about hyper-mobile joints is your left hip will feel like it’s gonna pop out so you use ur cane and then your left shoulder, right knee, and left wrist start hurting because you’re using your cane and now you got 4 angry joints
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pretty fucked up how the US and Jane Austen were born the same year and Jane Austen died and the US is still here
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
let teeth be gapped
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i just searched “what music did jane austen like” and got actual results. that’s pretty cool
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Hey friend — we hate to bug you… but we need you. 🫠
KPFA is listener-powered in the most literal way: when you give, we stay on the air.
If you’ve been meaning to support us, this is the moment.
Join the KPFA Guardians and help us finish strong.

kpfa.org to donate.

#kpfa #giveback #bayarea #help
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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“Slower Form of Death”: Despite Ceasefire, Israel Keeps Killing in Gaza as Winter Storm Floods Tents
Ceasefire? Israel Keeps Killing in Gaza as Winter Storm Floods Tents
Palestinians were battered with rain and freezing temperatures overnight as winter storm Byron hit the Gaza Strip. Soaked tents and makeshift shelters flooded, causing some mattresses to float and imp...
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December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the last thing i did on my kobo was add my digital copy of the butlerian jihad and then it disappeared. i’m pretty sure i just left it at @pntgrm.bsky.social place but i like to imagine the kobo read it and had an I Am Legend moment and took itself out. kobo baby it’s ok you aren’t the problem
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
LKP (Last Known Pronouns)
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this petpet looks like mike wazowski with a terrible secret #spirkle
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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welcome to 80’s fuckboy fall

please dress accordingly
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
self help books should have to jump through the same hoops as medical journals
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
9 to 5 remake as a horror film in the style of serial mom with katya in dolly’s role and the rest of the main characters are muppets
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this wording feels so rude lmao we are all raffi’s children!!!
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
narcissists love “self help” “self care” beware
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
happy new year witches 🔮✨
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i love a good uncanny fog
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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every single review on Goodreads
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i love gonger and cookie monster. i want to smoke weed in their foodie truck and make snacks with them. wecipe
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mohamed. Mohamed was studying to be a software engineer before this. He’s now trying to take care of his whole family including his siblings Farah, 23, Fatena, 22, Aseel, 19, Hala, 18, Lama, 15, Leen, 13 and Karem, 7 and his niece Ghazal, 3.
October 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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then we'd cut to Batman and he'd look right at the reader and say "I think that was cool and I endorse it happening to real Nazis in reality. that's right I know about reality. I am a comic man stuck in a comic."
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM