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Yeah, I work at Bimbo. Bimbo Bakeries. No, there's no woman involved. Bimbo is actually the name of a bear. The bear wears a baker's hat and apron, yeah. Oh, no, no, the bear doesn't bake it. The bear gives birth to all the bread. Bimbo the bear.
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yeah, I work at Bimbo. Bimbo Bakeries. No, there's no woman involved. Bimbo is actually the name of a bear. The bear wears a baker's hat and apron, yeah. Oh, no, no, the bear doesn't bake it. The bear gives birth to all the bread. Bimbo the bear.
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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spongebob attempting a drive by shooting but he gets into an accident on the way there and dies
December 5, 2024 at 4:14 AM
spongebob attempting a drive by shooting but he gets into an accident on the way there and dies
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given how difficult art is to make it’s a miracle any of it comes out half decent, let alone good (or great for that matter)
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
given how difficult art is to make it’s a miracle any of it comes out half decent, let alone good (or great for that matter)
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this is what a delectable grilled cheese sandwich sees before i devour it
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
this is what a delectable grilled cheese sandwich sees before i devour it
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November 15, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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a bodega cats account but for rural gas station dogs
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
a bodega cats account but for rural gas station dogs
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Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
November 13, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
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me bringing george carlin back to life: i wonder what he has to say about the state of the world today!
zombie george carlin: the economy is like skibidi toilet
zombie george carlin: the economy is like skibidi toilet
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
me bringing george carlin back to life: i wonder what he has to say about the state of the world today!
zombie george carlin: the economy is like skibidi toilet
zombie george carlin: the economy is like skibidi toilet
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so full of whimsey and wonder, yet so calm. something we should all strive for
November 12, 2024 at 8:20 AM
so full of whimsey and wonder, yet so calm. something we should all strive for
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
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Working to cultivate both my desire to interface deeply with complex problems and my desire to communicate clearly and broadly! 📊
Steeling myself to spend the rest of my life catching flak from my fellow over-educateds for simplifying /while/ losing market share to grifters who don’t even try! 💪
Steeling myself to spend the rest of my life catching flak from my fellow over-educateds for simplifying /while/ losing market share to grifters who don’t even try! 💪
November 10, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Working to cultivate both my desire to interface deeply with complex problems and my desire to communicate clearly and broadly! 📊
Steeling myself to spend the rest of my life catching flak from my fellow over-educateds for simplifying /while/ losing market share to grifters who don’t even try! 💪
Steeling myself to spend the rest of my life catching flak from my fellow over-educateds for simplifying /while/ losing market share to grifters who don’t even try! 💪
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i should probably introduce myself
i’m kaya, i’m 20 and make music with my band Theirwolf.
i’m super into TTRPGs, music, movies, philosophy (spinoza and deleuze are my favs), linguistics, and weird books.
if you have a weird sense of humor we’ll probably get along :3
i’m kaya, i’m 20 and make music with my band Theirwolf.
i’m super into TTRPGs, music, movies, philosophy (spinoza and deleuze are my favs), linguistics, and weird books.
if you have a weird sense of humor we’ll probably get along :3
November 10, 2024 at 7:33 AM
i should probably introduce myself
i’m kaya, i’m 20 and make music with my band Theirwolf.
i’m super into TTRPGs, music, movies, philosophy (spinoza and deleuze are my favs), linguistics, and weird books.
if you have a weird sense of humor we’ll probably get along :3
i’m kaya, i’m 20 and make music with my band Theirwolf.
i’m super into TTRPGs, music, movies, philosophy (spinoza and deleuze are my favs), linguistics, and weird books.
if you have a weird sense of humor we’ll probably get along :3
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noooo wolf don’t hide yourself from the world, shine as bright as the north star and illuminate the paths of those in need. let every room you walk into be warmed by your presence and may all you love be at home in your company
November 10, 2024 at 5:19 AM
noooo wolf don’t hide yourself from the world, shine as bright as the north star and illuminate the paths of those in need. let every room you walk into be warmed by your presence and may all you love be at home in your company