The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate

Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

if you need an easy and comforting recipe right now i highly recommend Katharine Hepburn’s brownies. i just popped a batch into the oven now

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

Javier Bardem’s fuckass bob in No Country for Old Men deserved its own Oscar

the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"

The amazing thing about American health insurance is that it sucks even for the affluent. You still have to spend ages on the phone and fax, fighting them on everything. It benefits almost nobody, just some entrenched rent-seekers, and yet we still can't get rid of it.

trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties

this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional

I have become too strong…

ぼくは強くなりすぎてしまった…

I was valedictorian in undergrad for my college but that is definitely not happening here and idgaf ❤️

Every time I have two thoughts, I pass out. It's a condition called

New Revolutionary Girl Utena illustration of Anthy and Utena by Chiho Saito!!! It's so lovely!! This illustration is for a new line of products by rosé-nik which include a handbag and brooch (more info below)

all it took was 1 dril tweet to make me realize what i'd been missing ❤️

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.