The best thing about being divorced?
That’s gotta be the realization that I’m the one responsible for my crushing loneliness, that and I can pee in the sink w/o getting yelled at
That’s gotta be the realization that I’m the one responsible for my crushing loneliness, that and I can pee in the sink w/o getting yelled at
November 8, 2023 at 7:20 PM
The best thing about being divorced?
That’s gotta be the realization that I’m the one responsible for my crushing loneliness, that and I can pee in the sink w/o getting yelled at
That’s gotta be the realization that I’m the one responsible for my crushing loneliness, that and I can pee in the sink w/o getting yelled at
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Spice Girls: *groggily* where are we?
6 guys named Herb: is that...are those the Spice Girls?
Colonel Sanders: *levitating out of a pool of coleslaw* AT LAST, THE FLAVORS I HAVE SOUGHT FOR MILLENNIA
6 guys named Herb: is that...are those the Spice Girls?
Colonel Sanders: *levitating out of a pool of coleslaw* AT LAST, THE FLAVORS I HAVE SOUGHT FOR MILLENNIA
November 8, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Spice Girls: *groggily* where are we?
6 guys named Herb: is that...are those the Spice Girls?
Colonel Sanders: *levitating out of a pool of coleslaw* AT LAST, THE FLAVORS I HAVE SOUGHT FOR MILLENNIA
6 guys named Herb: is that...are those the Spice Girls?
Colonel Sanders: *levitating out of a pool of coleslaw* AT LAST, THE FLAVORS I HAVE SOUGHT FOR MILLENNIA
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Stop trading your humanity for the illusions of safety and comfort
November 5, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Stop trading your humanity for the illusions of safety and comfort
George Saunders tickles my brain in just the right way nearly every time. Steinbeck has blown me away whenever I pick one of his books up. Patricia Lockwood is so funny yet still makes me cry, a good combo to impress me.
Lastly, John Barth sparked my adult love for literature w The Floating Opera
Lastly, John Barth sparked my adult love for literature w The Floating Opera
Darlings! Let’s do something fun. Quote skeet this and tell me about an author you really like. Someone whose work has enriched your life in some way. Say what in particular you enjoy, if you like. Tag them, if you wish. We could all use a little more joy.
(I’ll do mine in a QS, in a bit.)
(I’ll do mine in a QS, in a bit.)
November 6, 2023 at 2:32 PM
George Saunders tickles my brain in just the right way nearly every time. Steinbeck has blown me away whenever I pick one of his books up. Patricia Lockwood is so funny yet still makes me cry, a good combo to impress me.
Lastly, John Barth sparked my adult love for literature w The Floating Opera
Lastly, John Barth sparked my adult love for literature w The Floating Opera
My biggest fear in life is referring to someone named Brian as Brain in an email
November 2, 2023 at 8:59 PM
My biggest fear in life is referring to someone named Brian as Brain in an email
The only picture I have on my tinder profile is a picture I took of my computer screen of an article that says “23 year old enjoys dating 42 year old”
November 1, 2023 at 6:05 PM
The only picture I have on my tinder profile is a picture I took of my computer screen of an article that says “23 year old enjoys dating 42 year old”
Blocked my ex-wife bc she was making me too horny
October 25, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Blocked my ex-wife bc she was making me too horny
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
October 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
An inspirational account that posts 5000 times a day: Quality > Quantity
October 20, 2023 at 2:58 PM
An inspirational account that posts 5000 times a day: Quality > Quantity
@malachimedia.bsky.social welcome to the friendly skies
October 18, 2023 at 9:50 PM
@malachimedia.bsky.social welcome to the friendly skies
The most alluring thing about drinking coffee is fantasizing about how bad your breath will be once you’re done
October 18, 2023 at 9:47 PM
The most alluring thing about drinking coffee is fantasizing about how bad your breath will be once you’re done
I mean you gotta have a sense of humor if you’re writing pop songs about abortion
October 16, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I mean you gotta have a sense of humor if you’re writing pop songs about abortion
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it’s like raaaaaiiiiin on your wedding day / an entry feeeeeee to see karl marx's grave
October 11, 2023 at 2:33 PM
it’s like raaaaaiiiiin on your wedding day / an entry feeeeeee to see karl marx's grave
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for the last time: i don't read to be seen. i don't read to flirt. i don't read to celebrate libraries or support indie bookstores. i read so that when the CIA uses their telepathy ray on me i'm thinking about some made-up guy in 19th century Russia
The Thirstiest Thing A Man Can Do Is Read
Both men and women say reading is a "green flag," and now, to attract dates, men are sharing photos of them with the books they're reading.
www.bustle.com
October 11, 2023 at 3:12 AM
for the last time: i don't read to be seen. i don't read to flirt. i don't read to celebrate libraries or support indie bookstores. i read so that when the CIA uses their telepathy ray on me i'm thinking about some made-up guy in 19th century Russia
Of all the land mines of the dating battlefield, the one I’m most bummed about is that making a mixtape/playlist is considered a romantic gesture. Can’t I just share some tunes that make me boogie w/o it being seen as a grand statement?
October 11, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Of all the land mines of the dating battlefield, the one I’m most bummed about is that making a mixtape/playlist is considered a romantic gesture. Can’t I just share some tunes that make me boogie w/o it being seen as a grand statement?
mentally, I’m here
October 10, 2023 at 11:39 PM
mentally, I’m here
my creative process
October 10, 2023 at 10:51 PM
my creative process
Why haven’t there been any silicone valley disrupters who figured out how to disrupt clipping our nails?
October 10, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Why haven’t there been any silicone valley disrupters who figured out how to disrupt clipping our nails?
Ok, this may sound crazy, but if you see Elon Musk in a dream, kill that fool!!
October 10, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Ok, this may sound crazy, but if you see Elon Musk in a dream, kill that fool!!
Every decision I’ve ever made has changed me. So, if I’m supposed to be happy with who I am, why would I ever make another decision?
October 6, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Every decision I’ve ever made has changed me. So, if I’m supposed to be happy with who I am, why would I ever make another decision?
I am a man so I’m not sure what to do with my life right now but I am going to be a man and I will be a woman and I will not be a man I will be the man I am
I’m a [gender] so I [auto complete]
i’m a nonbinary so I can’t be a gender binary but I do have a lot of issues and I’m a little bit of a big fan of the way you think
i’m a nonbinary so I can’t be a gender binary but I do have a lot of issues and I’m a little bit of a big fan of the way you think
i'm a [gender] so i [auto complete]
i'm a strawberry so i don’t have a lot of sugar but i do have a few other things that i need for a good day.
i'm a strawberry so i don’t have a lot of sugar but i do have a few other things that i need for a good day.
October 6, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I am a man so I’m not sure what to do with my life right now but I am going to be a man and I will be a woman and I will not be a man I will be the man I am
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[disheartened me, standing alone in the yard]
I was told the would be milkshakes
I was told the would be milkshakes
August 23, 2023 at 5:49 PM
[disheartened me, standing alone in the yard]
I was told the would be milkshakes
I was told the would be milkshakes
!!! (Pronounced Dick Dick Dick)
The Dicks
Radiodick
October 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM
!!! (Pronounced Dick Dick Dick)