Gerb
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I gotta do it.
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I gotta do it.
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
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Kanye had a very similar arc to Anakin Skywalker in the prequels
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kanye had a very similar arc to Anakin Skywalker in the prequels
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your telling me a butt crapped this poop
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
your telling me a butt crapped this poop
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i cant believe they got him only days after star trek day 🖖😢 i will #NeverForget you captain kirk #BeamMeUpScotty
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i cant believe they got him only days after star trek day 🖖😢 i will #NeverForget you captain kirk #BeamMeUpScotty
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The first country that the Nazis attacked was their own
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The first country that the Nazis attacked was their own
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An NDA is a lock and 3 beers is a key
August 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
An NDA is a lock and 3 beers is a key
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There's something people need to understand about these school shootings. Every time one occurs, we devolve into these conversations on race, gender identity, and political ideology, but I dont think it's any of that
There's a long-standing pattern that needs to be investigated
There's something people need to understand about these school shootings. Every time one occurs, we devolve into these conversations on race, gender identity, and political ideology, but I dont think it's any of that
There's a long-standing pattern that needs to be investigated
August 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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There's something people need to understand about these school shootings. Every time one occurs, we devolve into these conversations on race, gender identity, and political ideology, but I dont think it's any of that
There's a long-standing pattern that needs to be investigated
There's something people need to understand about these school shootings. Every time one occurs, we devolve into these conversations on race, gender identity, and political ideology, but I dont think it's any of that
There's a long-standing pattern that needs to be investigated
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A problem I'm running into is that I don't want to do anything, don't care about anything and nothing feels satisfying. I kind of want a big burrito, I guess.
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A problem I'm running into is that I don't want to do anything, don't care about anything and nothing feels satisfying. I kind of want a big burrito, I guess.
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I grew up my entire life believing that Louis Armstrong's birthday was only July 4, 1900. It was important to me as a kid because I wanted to if any famous people shared my birthday.
My birthday being July 5...he was the closest I could find.
And then I found out his birthday wasn't July 4th
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My birthday being July 5...he was the closest I could find.
And then I found out his birthday wasn't July 4th
🧵
August 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I grew up my entire life believing that Louis Armstrong's birthday was only July 4, 1900. It was important to me as a kid because I wanted to if any famous people shared my birthday.
My birthday being July 5...he was the closest I could find.
And then I found out his birthday wasn't July 4th
🧵
My birthday being July 5...he was the closest I could find.
And then I found out his birthday wasn't July 4th
🧵
This is like when the Taliban had to stop being insurgents and get desk jobs but dumber
Don Bongino desperately misses the attention that comes with being an online shitposter and is bored to death having a real job. If he resigns, that's why.
July 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is like when the Taliban had to stop being insurgents and get desk jobs but dumber
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My favorite film genres:
5. Wachowski Sisters
4. Body builder with a sword
3. 3 hours long starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino
2. Philip Seymour Hoffman gets in over his head and has to loosen his tie
1. Historical dramas full of stuff that DID NOT happen that way
5. Wachowski Sisters
4. Body builder with a sword
3. 3 hours long starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino
2. Philip Seymour Hoffman gets in over his head and has to loosen his tie
1. Historical dramas full of stuff that DID NOT happen that way
my favorite film genres:
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
my favorite film genres:
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My favorite film genres:
5. Wachowski Sisters
4. Body builder with a sword
3. 3 hours long starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino
2. Philip Seymour Hoffman gets in over his head and has to loosen his tie
1. Historical dramas full of stuff that DID NOT happen that way
5. Wachowski Sisters
4. Body builder with a sword
3. 3 hours long starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino
2. Philip Seymour Hoffman gets in over his head and has to loosen his tie
1. Historical dramas full of stuff that DID NOT happen that way
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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
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The Enchanted Wood (1981)
Jennell Jaquays' own pick for her best adventure. Read more here: https://www.vintagerpg.com/2025/02/the-enchanted-wood-1981/ #TTRPG
Jennell Jaquays' own pick for her best adventure. Read more here: https://www.vintagerpg.com/2025/02/the-enchanted-wood-1981/ #TTRPG
February 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Enchanted Wood (1981)
Jennell Jaquays' own pick for her best adventure. Read more here: https://www.vintagerpg.com/2025/02/the-enchanted-wood-1981/ #TTRPG
Jennell Jaquays' own pick for her best adventure. Read more here: https://www.vintagerpg.com/2025/02/the-enchanted-wood-1981/ #TTRPG
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I am a MACHINE that turns COFFEE into ANXIETY HEART PALPITATIONS AND DIARRHEA
February 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I am a MACHINE that turns COFFEE into ANXIETY HEART PALPITATIONS AND DIARRHEA
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back in my day the only "app" we needed was an order of mozarella sticks or maybe a bloomin onion from outback if we were feeling fancy!!
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
back in my day the only "app" we needed was an order of mozarella sticks or maybe a bloomin onion from outback if we were feeling fancy!!
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wish people still read books so I could write the next great american novel
January 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
wish people still read books so I could write the next great american novel
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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Mark Zuckerberg should be made the star of one of those hydraulic press videos
January 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mark Zuckerberg should be made the star of one of those hydraulic press videos
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In the spirit of a "Joe Rogan of the Left," we also need:
— a Communist leaning Lynyrd Skynyrd
— a Pepsi-Cola for the Elderly
— a Libertarian version of Jim Gaffigan
— music the whole office can agree on
— punk rock for the deceased
— a Brooklyn Vegan for meat eating lovers of adult contemporary
— a Communist leaning Lynyrd Skynyrd
— a Pepsi-Cola for the Elderly
— a Libertarian version of Jim Gaffigan
— music the whole office can agree on
— punk rock for the deceased
— a Brooklyn Vegan for meat eating lovers of adult contemporary
December 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
In the spirit of a "Joe Rogan of the Left," we also need:
— a Communist leaning Lynyrd Skynyrd
— a Pepsi-Cola for the Elderly
— a Libertarian version of Jim Gaffigan
— music the whole office can agree on
— punk rock for the deceased
— a Brooklyn Vegan for meat eating lovers of adult contemporary
— a Communist leaning Lynyrd Skynyrd
— a Pepsi-Cola for the Elderly
— a Libertarian version of Jim Gaffigan
— music the whole office can agree on
— punk rock for the deceased
— a Brooklyn Vegan for meat eating lovers of adult contemporary