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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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June 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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i get confused when i see the opinion that people on bluesky don't get jokes. were people on twitter good at getting jokes. i don't remember that
June 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i get confused when i see the opinion that people on bluesky don't get jokes. were people on twitter good at getting jokes. i don't remember that
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Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
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“Ever since Christ was executed in broad daylight in the middle of Golgotha, questions have swirled about the mysterious circumstances surrounding his death, but no longer,” said the Bishop Of Rome theonion.com/new-pop...
New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
VATICAN— In an effort to bring openness and transparency to his role as supreme pontiff, Pope Leo XIV vowed Friday that “the truth will finally be revealed” as he issued an order fully declassifying the Church’s Jesus Crucifixion Documents. “Ever since Christ was executed in broad daylight in the middle of Golgotha, questions have swirled […]
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June 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Ever since Christ was executed in broad daylight in the middle of Golgotha, questions have swirled about the mysterious circumstances surrounding his death, but no longer,” said the Bishop Of Rome theonion.com/new-pop...
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The real reason why creatives sometimes take a while to create anything is because we're busy doing this when no one is looking:
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The real reason why creatives sometimes take a while to create anything is because we're busy doing this when no one is looking:
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Are we clear now a private businessman shouldn’t be in a position to control the space program—that this richest man in the world fueled by drugs, ego & hate shouldn’t be partnering with a malignant sociopath in the WH immunized by the SCOTUS & bent on pocketing billions & flouting the Constitution?
June 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Are we clear now a private businessman shouldn’t be in a position to control the space program—that this richest man in the world fueled by drugs, ego & hate shouldn’t be partnering with a malignant sociopath in the WH immunized by the SCOTUS & bent on pocketing billions & flouting the Constitution?
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul theonion.com/rift-wi...
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]
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June 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul theonion.com/rift-wi...
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
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June 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
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(pitching the idea for cars)
Everyone gets a “car.” Each “car” is 6000 lbs and will go 80 mph. If you accidentally steer your car one foot in the wrong direction everyone in your car will die. This will happen every day thousands of times. So that’s cars.
Everyone gets a “car.” Each “car” is 6000 lbs and will go 80 mph. If you accidentally steer your car one foot in the wrong direction everyone in your car will die. This will happen every day thousands of times. So that’s cars.
May 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
(pitching the idea for cars)
Everyone gets a “car.” Each “car” is 6000 lbs and will go 80 mph. If you accidentally steer your car one foot in the wrong direction everyone in your car will die. This will happen every day thousands of times. So that’s cars.
Everyone gets a “car.” Each “car” is 6000 lbs and will go 80 mph. If you accidentally steer your car one foot in the wrong direction everyone in your car will die. This will happen every day thousands of times. So that’s cars.
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My take on the consequences of the media's "original sin."
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May 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My take on the consequences of the media's "original sin."
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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization
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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON—Promising to stamp out the extremist movement as well as its sympathizers, the U.S. State Department announced Thursday that the WNBA had been designated as a terrorist organization. According to Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the organization has as many as 156 terrorists spread across 13 known cells in the United States, and several of […]
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May 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization
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My painting CLOUD TOPS
May 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My painting CLOUD TOPS
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I'm gonna be real I am part of so many demographic and sociopolitical groups whose major crime is "being right too early" that it gets hard to see normal people as meaningfully my peers
May 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm gonna be real I am part of so many demographic and sociopolitical groups whose major crime is "being right too early" that it gets hard to see normal people as meaningfully my peers
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