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no longer important online and loving it. they/them. soup recipe patreon: http://patreon.com/whitneyarner
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A new month means a new soup in the soup recipe patreon! I'm calling this one Two Piña Coladas soup because I get to name things silly if I want to! Is this a freakin cocktail or a soup?? Find out for $5!
www.patreon.com/posts/130462...
dropping in for a sec to show you this
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
okay okay here's Emma real quick so you know she's soft and good as always
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have realized I do not like this platform at all and probably won't be using it much anymore. I'll probably check in from time to time but if you want to talk to me I have a very obvious discord name. may you all be less miserable
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Naked Gun very funny!!
August 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
August 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I spent ten years thinking I was allergic to peanuts and then a few weeks ago I accidentally ate some peanuts and was fine. now I'm living the life. peanut butter cups. pad thai. my mouth is a little itchy but it's worth it
August 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm the PC and I'm so excited to be kidnapped!
i got to kidnap a PC out of my pathfinder game and im filled with delight. i GOT EM.
August 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
1:30am on a Wednesday and suddenly I remember the Rihanna plane
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
such a beautiful kitty!
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
don't be so mean to your hair
August 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
it's not the avocado toast and lattes that have kept me from home ownership, it's my insistence on buying the most luxurious toilet paper money can buy
August 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
wow Emma! you have such great taste! other people should buy Simplicity by @mattielubchansky.com too!!
August 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
an important thing I learned about myself this week is that I can confidently explain Death Stranding and answer questions about it. while high in a swimming pool
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited and nervous for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
July 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
puppygirl on that pet pharmacy estradiol
July 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
she was ON ONE today. full of demands! the nature of those demands? who knows!!
July 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
me: I'll probably finish up Death Stranding tonight, I'm pretty obviously at endgame
hideo kojima:
July 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
good morning, Gundam Wing is 30 years old youtu.be/0iaEZzOkcDw?...
【30周年記念映像】新機動戦記ガンダムW-operation30th-
YouTube video by ガンダムチャンネル
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July 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I beg your pardon?
July 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
cutting all your hair off even if you have relatively short hair feels great and everyone should do it at least once
July 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
febreeze is short for female breeze
July 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I rewatched Phantom Menace for the first. time since it came out last night and god. that movie sucks so bad.
July 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm like 50 hours into playing Death Stranding and the main thing I'd like to say at this point is: zipliiiiiiiiiiinnnnesss
July 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't think I've grown out the shortest parts of my hair enough to get a haircut I like tomorrow but also if I don't get a haircut tomorrow I'm going to have to cut my own head off
July 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
my grandmother died yesterday and for unclear reasons my reaction to this has been to go through all my clothing drawers and clear out all the stuff I don't wear and can give to a thrift store
July 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM