Geoff LaTulippe, Mediocre Screenwriter
@geofflatulippe.bsky.social
Non-nutritive cereal varnish. For terrible entertainment industry advice: askgeofflatulippe at Gmail dot com.
Find me at Roadmap Writers!
https://www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bio/geoff-latulippe?keywords=Geoff#bio_testimonials
Find me at Roadmap Writers!
https://www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bio/geoff-latulippe?keywords=Geoff#bio_testimonials
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There are people on the other app who think themselves experts in box office, budgets and production just because they have learned a narrow aspect of it to win arguments about superhero films and I cannot tell you how important it is to clown on all of them
April 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There are people on the other app who think themselves experts in box office, budgets and production just because they have learned a narrow aspect of it to win arguments about superhero films and I cannot tell you how important it is to clown on all of them
OK so this is apparently where the writers are. I'm here for the interaction. Hit me up if you think there might be something I can do to help you with YOUR writing based on my 21 years or working in this industry, during which I've learned nothing.
April 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
OK so this is apparently where the writers are. I'm here for the interaction. Hit me up if you think there might be something I can do to help you with YOUR writing based on my 21 years or working in this industry, during which I've learned nothing.
So on the advice of a friend I'm gonna drop a quick thread here on BS that I just posted on Twitter. It's not too long, but it's important to me, and it speaks to some things going on in the entertainment industry that I believe warrant discussion.
So if you'll indulge, here it is:
So if you'll indulge, here it is:
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So on the advice of a friend I'm gonna drop a quick thread here on BS that I just posted on Twitter. It's not too long, but it's important to me, and it speaks to some things going on in the entertainment industry that I believe warrant discussion.
So if you'll indulge, here it is:
So if you'll indulge, here it is:
Really am going to make a gd effort to post here more and consistently, for those of you who care. Like I'm committed to going down with the ship over at Twitter because I want to watch that shit burn, and perhaps me with it, but regardless, that place sucks and this place does not.
January 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Really am going to make a gd effort to post here more and consistently, for those of you who care. Like I'm committed to going down with the ship over at Twitter because I want to watch that shit burn, and perhaps me with it, but regardless, that place sucks and this place does not.
Just realized how bad Focus fucked up by not releasing CONCLAVE posters with the tagline "Would That It Were So Simple".
December 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Just realized how bad Focus fucked up by not releasing CONCLAVE posters with the tagline "Would That It Were So Simple".
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Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :)
Look forward to hearing from you.
Look forward to hearing from you.
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :)
Look forward to hearing from you.
Look forward to hearing from you.
Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :)
Look forward to hearing from you.
Look forward to hearing from you.
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Overwhelmed by you guys today. I'm Following back people I knew previously first, but if you hopped on this stupid milkbag-shaped train, reach out! Engage! Let's build a rapport and become online buddies/contacts at worst :)
Look forward to hearing from you.
Look forward to hearing from you.
New Followers! Holy cow, I'm so overwhelmed to see all of you, and all of a sudden!
My I ask how you found me here? I need to thank whoever put out my batsignal and thank them profusely :)
Can't wait to chat it up!!!
My I ask how you found me here? I need to thank whoever put out my batsignal and thank them profusely :)
Can't wait to chat it up!!!
November 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
New Followers! Holy cow, I'm so overwhelmed to see all of you, and all of a sudden!
My I ask how you found me here? I need to thank whoever put out my batsignal and thank them profusely :)
Can't wait to chat it up!!!
My I ask how you found me here? I need to thank whoever put out my batsignal and thank them profusely :)
Can't wait to chat it up!!!
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don’t forget to ask the new people what muppet they want to fuck
February 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
don’t forget to ask the new people what muppet they want to fuck
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Today I had lunch with @geofflatulippe.bsky.social and he gave me an incredibly thoughtful gift. He assured me he haggled the seller down from his asking price.
Thank you Geoff. I’ll treasure it forever.
Thank you Geoff. I’ll treasure it forever.
January 26, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Today I had lunch with @geofflatulippe.bsky.social and he gave me an incredibly thoughtful gift. He assured me he haggled the seller down from his asking price.
Thank you Geoff. I’ll treasure it forever.
Thank you Geoff. I’ll treasure it forever.
Fun announcement:
After almost literally two decades of searching and waiting for the right people to partner up with, I've joined the team at Roadmap Writers!
www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bi...
My only ask is that you share this link with other writers if you can say one of the following:
After almost literally two decades of searching and waiting for the right people to partner up with, I've joined the team at Roadmap Writers!
www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bi...
My only ask is that you share this link with other writers if you can say one of the following:
Geoff LaTulippe | Roadmap Writers
www.roadmapwriters.com
November 28, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Fun announcement:
After almost literally two decades of searching and waiting for the right people to partner up with, I've joined the team at Roadmap Writers!
www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bi...
My only ask is that you share this link with other writers if you can say one of the following:
After almost literally two decades of searching and waiting for the right people to partner up with, I've joined the team at Roadmap Writers!
www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bi...
My only ask is that you share this link with other writers if you can say one of the following:
Live look at Carol on the phone with Sharon.
October 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Live look at Carol on the phone with Sharon.
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@geofflatulippe.bsky.social check out my sweet new ink I got today! There are a few fine details left to add, and the lettering will be purple but it's basically done. My artist did the best skull I've ever seen.
October 25, 2023 at 7:20 AM
@geofflatulippe.bsky.social check out my sweet new ink I got today! There are a few fine details left to add, and the lettering will be purple but it's basically done. My artist did the best skull I've ever seen.
Muh-ther-fuck.
October 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Muh-ther-fuck.
"...If ourrrrrrrrrrr
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
October 17, 2023 at 7:49 PM
"...If ourrrrrrrrrrr
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
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We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79
July 2, 2023 at 4:12 PM
We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79
On Ben Affleck:
You see a man in jeans and a sweatshirt undone by the very fact of life.
I see a man who wore $1700 Fragment Lows to make a Dunkin run and is doing just fine, thank you.
You see a man in jeans and a sweatshirt undone by the very fact of life.
I see a man who wore $1700 Fragment Lows to make a Dunkin run and is doing just fine, thank you.
October 14, 2023 at 11:49 PM
On Ben Affleck:
You see a man in jeans and a sweatshirt undone by the very fact of life.
I see a man who wore $1700 Fragment Lows to make a Dunkin run and is doing just fine, thank you.
You see a man in jeans and a sweatshirt undone by the very fact of life.
I see a man who wore $1700 Fragment Lows to make a Dunkin run and is doing just fine, thank you.
Guys? I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
October 13, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Guys? I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
You guys know the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
October 13, 2023 at 5:49 PM
You guys know the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
Alright, well, this finished me off, goodnight at 604PM.
October 13, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Alright, well, this finished me off, goodnight at 604PM.
I think this is the hardest I've ever seen a meme go.
October 12, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I think this is the hardest I've ever seen a meme go.
It's like Major Dad cosplaying as Garth Brooks. Thanks, I hate it.
I have to inform you that this is what Fred Durst looks like now
October 12, 2023 at 9:46 PM
It's like Major Dad cosplaying as Garth Brooks. Thanks, I hate it.
Need you all to pay attention. Pls.
NAKED ATTRACTION on HBO Max is *fascinating*. It's a dating show with contestants ENTIRELY naked the whole show.
They hide nothing. It has all the dongs. And the novelty of nudity quickly wears off and it becomes something of an...anthropological experiment?
NAKED ATTRACTION on HBO Max is *fascinating*. It's a dating show with contestants ENTIRELY naked the whole show.
They hide nothing. It has all the dongs. And the novelty of nudity quickly wears off and it becomes something of an...anthropological experiment?
October 5, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Need you all to pay attention. Pls.
NAKED ATTRACTION on HBO Max is *fascinating*. It's a dating show with contestants ENTIRELY naked the whole show.
They hide nothing. It has all the dongs. And the novelty of nudity quickly wears off and it becomes something of an...anthropological experiment?
NAKED ATTRACTION on HBO Max is *fascinating*. It's a dating show with contestants ENTIRELY naked the whole show.
They hide nothing. It has all the dongs. And the novelty of nudity quickly wears off and it becomes something of an...anthropological experiment?
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Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf
Guy: do you mean polo?
Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes
Guy: do you mean polo?
Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes
October 4, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf
Guy: do you mean polo?
Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes
Guy: do you mean polo?
Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes