Geoff LaTulippe, Mediocre Screenwriter
@geofflatulippe.bsky.social
Non-nutritive cereal varnish. For terrible entertainment industry advice: askgeofflatulippe at Gmail dot com.
Find me at Roadmap Writers!
https://www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bio/geoff-latulippe?keywords=Geoff#bio_testimonials
Find me at Roadmap Writers!
https://www.roadmapwriters.com/executive-bio/geoff-latulippe?keywords=Geoff#bio_testimonials
Just realized how bad Focus fucked up by not releasing CONCLAVE posters with the tagline "Would That It Were So Simple".
December 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Just realized how bad Focus fucked up by not releasing CONCLAVE posters with the tagline "Would That It Were So Simple".
Live look at Carol on the phone with Sharon.
October 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Live look at Carol on the phone with Sharon.
Muh-ther-fuck.
October 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Muh-ther-fuck.
"...If ourrrrrrrrrrr
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
October 17, 2023 at 7:49 PM
"...If ourrrrrrrrrrr
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
Love's persnickety,
Why's your mood so rickety?
If ourrrrrrrrrr love's insanity,
Wh--oh shit you're Sean Hannity."
"Hannity" - Zedd (ft. Foxes)
Guys? I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
October 13, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Guys? I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
Alright, well, this finished me off, goodnight at 604PM.
October 13, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Alright, well, this finished me off, goodnight at 604PM.
I think this is the hardest I've ever seen a meme go.
October 12, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I think this is the hardest I've ever seen a meme go.
@mortythern.bsky.social
I saw this on my TL and was gonna be like, "Did you draw this," and then I saw that you were the one who Reposted it into my TL and I think I'll just go get a CAT scan now?
I saw this on my TL and was gonna be like, "Did you draw this," and then I saw that you were the one who Reposted it into my TL and I think I'll just go get a CAT scan now?
October 2, 2023 at 7:47 PM
@mortythern.bsky.social
I saw this on my TL and was gonna be like, "Did you draw this," and then I saw that you were the one who Reposted it into my TL and I think I'll just go get a CAT scan now?
I saw this on my TL and was gonna be like, "Did you draw this," and then I saw that you were the one who Reposted it into my TL and I think I'll just go get a CAT scan now?
This guy OWNED wood.
October 2, 2023 at 7:37 PM
This guy OWNED wood.
A couple things here, one micro and one macro:
1. Someone who used to work at a private airport told me Drew never ONCE came through without tipping the baggage handlers any less than $300. So...this is old hat for him. Hero.
2. Yes, the lasting impression of this strike...
1. Someone who used to work at a private airport told me Drew never ONCE came through without tipping the baggage handlers any less than $300. So...this is old hat for him. Hero.
2. Yes, the lasting impression of this strike...
September 30, 2023 at 2:41 AM
A couple things here, one micro and one macro:
1. Someone who used to work at a private airport told me Drew never ONCE came through without tipping the baggage handlers any less than $300. So...this is old hat for him. Hero.
2. Yes, the lasting impression of this strike...
1. Someone who used to work at a private airport told me Drew never ONCE came through without tipping the baggage handlers any less than $300. So...this is old hat for him. Hero.
2. Yes, the lasting impression of this strike...
Welp. The 23rd was 44. If you've been along for any part of this journey, know that you've made my time on this planet an out-and-out blessing. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Seriously. Thank you for making this a life worth living. Luckiest guy in the world.
Now let's go write some cool shit.
Seriously. Thank you for making this a life worth living. Luckiest guy in the world.
Now let's go write some cool shit.
September 27, 2023 at 7:29 AM
Welp. The 23rd was 44. If you've been along for any part of this journey, know that you've made my time on this planet an out-and-out blessing. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Seriously. Thank you for making this a life worth living. Luckiest guy in the world.
Now let's go write some cool shit.
Seriously. Thank you for making this a life worth living. Luckiest guy in the world.
Now let's go write some cool shit.
Spotted this gentleman at LAX yesterday afternoon. He has divided our house.
My GF: It's real. Good for him.
Me: If you're right, absolutely. But in compression shorts, and laying down in an obvious spot in the middle of a boarding area? Nah. It's a gag. Amazing gag! But a gag.
Choose a side.
My GF: It's real. Good for him.
Me: If you're right, absolutely. But in compression shorts, and laying down in an obvious spot in the middle of a boarding area? Nah. It's a gag. Amazing gag! But a gag.
Choose a side.
September 22, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Spotted this gentleman at LAX yesterday afternoon. He has divided our house.
My GF: It's real. Good for him.
Me: If you're right, absolutely. But in compression shorts, and laying down in an obvious spot in the middle of a boarding area? Nah. It's a gag. Amazing gag! But a gag.
Choose a side.
My GF: It's real. Good for him.
Me: If you're right, absolutely. But in compression shorts, and laying down in an obvious spot in the middle of a boarding area? Nah. It's a gag. Amazing gag! But a gag.
Choose a side.
Every Cleveland Browns fan right now.
September 10, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Every Cleveland Browns fan right now.
Yeah there is no God.
September 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Yeah there is no God.
Like, this is a Mel Brooks sketch.
September 6, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Like, this is a Mel Brooks sketch.
If you have to be fat at a wedding where the heat index hits 105°:
1. Get yourself a suit made of material so breathable it's basically theoretical.
2. Grab a last-minute-yet-color-matching cooling sports towel to mop up sweat, but call it a "scarf".
3. Stand next to someone FAR too hot for you.
1. Get yourself a suit made of material so breathable it's basically theoretical.
2. Grab a last-minute-yet-color-matching cooling sports towel to mop up sweat, but call it a "scarf".
3. Stand next to someone FAR too hot for you.
August 29, 2023 at 11:37 PM
If you have to be fat at a wedding where the heat index hits 105°:
1. Get yourself a suit made of material so breathable it's basically theoretical.
2. Grab a last-minute-yet-color-matching cooling sports towel to mop up sweat, but call it a "scarf".
3. Stand next to someone FAR too hot for you.
1. Get yourself a suit made of material so breathable it's basically theoretical.
2. Grab a last-minute-yet-color-matching cooling sports towel to mop up sweat, but call it a "scarf".
3. Stand next to someone FAR too hot for you.
But one of the kids who is going to be completely OK? This one.
August 29, 2023 at 10:43 PM
But one of the kids who is going to be completely OK? This one.
When that big bowl of spicy chili with extra cheese hits and you're stuck in traffic.
August 23, 2023 at 8:50 PM
When that big bowl of spicy chili with extra cheese hits and you're stuck in traffic.
Alternate logo concept.
August 23, 2023 at 8:39 AM
Alternate logo concept.
That DeSantis/Homelander meme from earlier today helped me FINALLY realize the comparison I'd been wanting to make for months. Was always on the tip of my brain.
I stand by this.
I stand by this.
August 22, 2023 at 3:04 AM
That DeSantis/Homelander meme from earlier today helped me FINALLY realize the comparison I'd been wanting to make for months. Was always on the tip of my brain.
I stand by this.
I stand by this.
See you all in November (when it's cold enough to actually wear this thing), Barbenheimers.
August 10, 2023 at 11:00 PM
See you all in November (when it's cold enough to actually wear this thing), Barbenheimers.
I tried making my own pizza tonight.
PROS: The sauce I made was unbelievable. The taco pizza (the second one) was damn near flawlessly composed.
CONS: I made the single worst pizza dough in the history of mankind.
I *hate* dough. I *hate* baking. Fuck you, dough. Fuck you, baking.
PROS: The sauce I made was unbelievable. The taco pizza (the second one) was damn near flawlessly composed.
CONS: I made the single worst pizza dough in the history of mankind.
I *hate* dough. I *hate* baking. Fuck you, dough. Fuck you, baking.
August 9, 2023 at 3:45 AM
I tried making my own pizza tonight.
PROS: The sauce I made was unbelievable. The taco pizza (the second one) was damn near flawlessly composed.
CONS: I made the single worst pizza dough in the history of mankind.
I *hate* dough. I *hate* baking. Fuck you, dough. Fuck you, baking.
PROS: The sauce I made was unbelievable. The taco pizza (the second one) was damn near flawlessly composed.
CONS: I made the single worst pizza dough in the history of mankind.
I *hate* dough. I *hate* baking. Fuck you, dough. Fuck you, baking.
God. Damnit.
August 6, 2023 at 3:42 AM
God. Damnit.