It Is I
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It Is I
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I prefer the formal hawk vous-as
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February 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The loneliest fan in NYC
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Flinging the book across the room as I realize Frankensteins monster is Swiss
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Have had to send this out a few times tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Unfortunately, I have recently died from biting a Triscuit the tall way
July 16, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I got to see @theonion.com’s Jeffrey Epstein documentary, it was an honor to contribute to Democracy by looking at corkscrew penises on the Big Screen… where they belong

Rest in piss to a basketball legend
October 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
At a hist
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Thank you Vanity Fair for printing this incredible subhed.

www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
VERY excited to see “Bad Pedophile”, the new important documentary from @theonion about Geoffrey (sp?) Epstein IN THEATERS TONIGHT! Also very honored that they are showing Sex House after it, a thing I directed in 1990 I think. Remember, cloudy drink kills frog!
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...
September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m Italian so we don’t say awesomesauce we say awesome gravy
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Vivaldi trying to do a sufjan thing
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.

www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I really can’t say this enough: listen to R.E.M. more. You’ll feel better, those songs are fuckin great.
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh I get it. “Half hour to digest” actually means “give me a break from the pool, kid”
July 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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“Ciara performed on the Today Show and that will be the last time she’ll hear applause in NYC.” The GIANTS suck.
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July 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Call Ig Cit Shrem for all your Shrem needs at 347-247. Leave off the last number to be disconnected”
July 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
RIP to a guy I will always immediately picture/hear yelling “THE SCOLERI BROTHERS!”
Harris Yulin, the ever-present Emmy-nominated actor who appeared in such films as Scarface, Clear and Present Danger and Training Day and on television in Frasier, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Ozark, has died. He was 87.
June 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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wrong: "You're an idiot."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."
May 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM