Geoff Kelly
@geoff2409.bsky.social
your favorite blonde. new-ish to being jewish. train autism haver.
all opinions are my own and do not represent my employer.
all opinions are my own and do not represent my employer.
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Geoff Kelly
@geoff2409.bsky.social
· Mar 29
'ate fascism
'ate the mets
'ate the cowboys
'ate nimby
luv democracy
luv me phillies
luv me eagles
luv urbanism
simple as.
'ate the mets
'ate the cowboys
'ate nimby
luv democracy
luv me phillies
luv me eagles
luv urbanism
simple as.
@chuggaaconroy.bsky.social I've been watching your KH let's play and I just wanted to reach out and thank you so sincerely for being so open about being autistic. I've been watching you for 15+ years now and as a fellow autistic it means SO much that you own it so boldly. Thank you, Emile.
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@chuggaaconroy.bsky.social I've been watching your KH let's play and I just wanted to reach out and thank you so sincerely for being so open about being autistic. I've been watching you for 15+ years now and as a fellow autistic it means SO much that you own it so boldly. Thank you, Emile.
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Perfection
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Perfection
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We actually gave them all raises Lenny.
April 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We actually gave them all raises Lenny.
@thetransitguy.com sorry for the mention, but I'm seriously freaked out about the SEPTA cuts -- I rely on it to get to work and to, well, live. How can I be hopeful?
April 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@thetransitguy.com sorry for the mention, but I'm seriously freaked out about the SEPTA cuts -- I rely on it to get to work and to, well, live. How can I be hopeful?
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! In case yu were wonderng, despite tha odds, i stil mantane an positive attertood, i remane Positive Attertood Ca'at.
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! In case yu were wonderng, despite tha odds, i stil mantane an positive attertood, i remane Positive Attertood Ca'at.
beautiful cat with homophobia
Portrait of a heterochromic cat. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1908.
April 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
beautiful cat with homophobia
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if your moral compass can be thrown off by a broomstick and a british accent, maybe it’s time to read literally any other book. they made more, i promise. books did not stop in 2007 when voldemort exploded like a glitter bomb full of hate crimes.
April 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
if your moral compass can be thrown off by a broomstick and a british accent, maybe it’s time to read literally any other book. they made more, i promise. books did not stop in 2007 when voldemort exploded like a glitter bomb full of hate crimes.
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there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head:
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head:
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Listen,I get it,I was an HP kid too. That shit was my first hyperfixation,it took over my whole life.But you know what I did when I found out the creator was a TERFy pos?I stopped supporting it! It’s that easy, trust me. The books really aren’t even that good. I promise you’ll find something better.
April 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Listen,I get it,I was an HP kid too. That shit was my first hyperfixation,it took over my whole life.But you know what I did when I found out the creator was a TERFy pos?I stopped supporting it! It’s that easy, trust me. The books really aren’t even that good. I promise you’ll find something better.
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It's never about the science. It's always about having a legal basis for your fear and hatred of other people.
My husband has taught human reproduction and development to the Cambridge medics for over three decades. When people start banging on about "only two biological sexes" he starts with "which sex: genetic, hormonal, or gonadal"?
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Sex Redefined: The Idea of 2 Sexes Is Overly Simplistic
Biologists now think there is a larger spectrum than just binary female and male
www.scientificamerican.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's never about the science. It's always about having a legal basis for your fear and hatred of other people.
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We won on April 1. Now it’s all eyes on 2026, with a chance to replace right-wing Justice Rebecca Bradley next spring, flip U.S. House seats, & win a blue trifecta in WI in the midterms. Join your fellow WisDems for the 2025 Convention in WI Dells on June 14-15 & fight on: wisdems.org/2025convention
WisDems 2025 Convention Information
We can't wait to see you June 14 and 15 in Wisconsin Dells. Register today!
wisdems.org
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We won on April 1. Now it’s all eyes on 2026, with a chance to replace right-wing Justice Rebecca Bradley next spring, flip U.S. House seats, & win a blue trifecta in WI in the midterms. Join your fellow WisDems for the 2025 Convention in WI Dells on June 14-15 & fight on: wisdems.org/2025convention
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Wait, is this the first YIMBY community note ever!? Mega based!
April 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wait, is this the first YIMBY community note ever!? Mega based!
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fell for it again award
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
fell for it again award
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Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
#jewsky i have created a (funny) problem for myself: i'm learning both hebrew and yiddish but find yiddish more interesting so i practice that more. unfortunately this means that i now speak and read hebrew with a yiddish accent.
April 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
#jewsky i have created a (funny) problem for myself: i'm learning both hebrew and yiddish but find yiddish more interesting so i practice that more. unfortunately this means that i now speak and read hebrew with a yiddish accent.
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The shift from "Our political system is the best at producing material wealth and wellbeing" to "There may be some pain, but the suffering will strengthen and purify us in the long run" was a pretty significant one in Soviet rhetoric, too.
April 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The shift from "Our political system is the best at producing material wealth and wellbeing" to "There may be some pain, but the suffering will strengthen and purify us in the long run" was a pretty significant one in Soviet rhetoric, too.
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the cool thing is that if we all somehow get through this alive, we will have a generational lock on the government going forward
Off ramps:
1. A madman understanding that he's wrong and reversing course
2. A Congress full of actual cult members agreeing to depose dear leader
Both of which are approx. 0% probability events. Hopefully wrong but we're going to tank every day as the dumber people on wall st realize this
1. A madman understanding that he's wrong and reversing course
2. A Congress full of actual cult members agreeing to depose dear leader
Both of which are approx. 0% probability events. Hopefully wrong but we're going to tank every day as the dumber people on wall st realize this
April 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
the cool thing is that if we all somehow get through this alive, we will have a generational lock on the government going forward
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I’m not saying this is for sure going to happen, but anyone who takes it as a given that thermostatic politics will continue indefinitely is committing the same fallacy as anyone who in 2014 assumed the American constitutional order was basically stable.
the cool thing is that if we all somehow get through this alive, we will have a generational lock on the government going forward
Off ramps:
1. A madman understanding that he's wrong and reversing course
2. A Congress full of actual cult members agreeing to depose dear leader
Both of which are approx. 0% probability events. Hopefully wrong but we're going to tank every day as the dumber people on wall st realize this
1. A madman understanding that he's wrong and reversing course
2. A Congress full of actual cult members agreeing to depose dear leader
Both of which are approx. 0% probability events. Hopefully wrong but we're going to tank every day as the dumber people on wall st realize this
April 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m not saying this is for sure going to happen, but anyone who takes it as a given that thermostatic politics will continue indefinitely is committing the same fallacy as anyone who in 2014 assumed the American constitutional order was basically stable.
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PHILLIES WIN THE SERIES 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
KING FUCKIN CASTY
get Jordan Romano off my fucking team
KING FUCKIN CASTY
get Jordan Romano off my fucking team
PHILLIES WIN!!!
They take two or three from the Dodgers
Ohtani was 1-11
Nick Castellanos hit a grand slam
Jordan Romano is a problem
They take two or three from the Dodgers
Ohtani was 1-11
Nick Castellanos hit a grand slam
Jordan Romano is a problem
a citizen 's bank logo that says ring the bell on it
ALT: a citizen 's bank logo that says ring the bell on it
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
PHILLIES WIN THE SERIES 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
KING FUCKIN CASTY
get Jordan Romano off my fucking team
KING FUCKIN CASTY
get Jordan Romano off my fucking team
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Someone tell all the “it’s so performative” people that:
Marian Anderson singing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial,
Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit",
Rev. Dr. MLK, Jr's "I have a dream" speech,
Malcolm X's "The ballot or the bullet" speech
were ALSO performative, but were also historic.
Marian Anderson singing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial,
Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit",
Rev. Dr. MLK, Jr's "I have a dream" speech,
Malcolm X's "The ballot or the bullet" speech
were ALSO performative, but were also historic.
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Someone tell all the “it’s so performative” people that:
Marian Anderson singing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial,
Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit",
Rev. Dr. MLK, Jr's "I have a dream" speech,
Malcolm X's "The ballot or the bullet" speech
were ALSO performative, but were also historic.
Marian Anderson singing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial,
Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit",
Rev. Dr. MLK, Jr's "I have a dream" speech,
Malcolm X's "The ballot or the bullet" speech
were ALSO performative, but were also historic.
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Muskrats 130 "Temporary Government Employee" status is nearly up.
When asked if there was going to be an extension, one admin insider said "probably"
Now the tune has changed; Muskrat is a liability after his recent defeats.
When asked if there was going to be an extension, one admin insider said "probably"
Now the tune has changed; Muskrat is a liability after his recent defeats.
April 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Muskrats 130 "Temporary Government Employee" status is nearly up.
When asked if there was going to be an extension, one admin insider said "probably"
Now the tune has changed; Muskrat is a liability after his recent defeats.
When asked if there was going to be an extension, one admin insider said "probably"
Now the tune has changed; Muskrat is a liability after his recent defeats.
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Trump sends JD Vance to “intimidate” Greenland—gets IGNORED. Man waves at NOBODY, whines about the cold, and flees. Now Trump’s threatening military action? This isn’t diplomacy, it’s a CLOWN SHOW with nuclear weapons. Absolute EMBARRASSMENT.
March 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Trump sends JD Vance to “intimidate” Greenland—gets IGNORED. Man waves at NOBODY, whines about the cold, and flees. Now Trump’s threatening military action? This isn’t diplomacy, it’s a CLOWN SHOW with nuclear weapons. Absolute EMBARRASSMENT.