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Kels
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32 • NSFW • fuck jkr • fuck ai • enemies to lovers is my crack • concerningly attracted to villains • dhr mainly • slytherindiaries on ao3
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✉️ Dramione
✉️ 8th Year AU
✉️ a magical game of dare
✉️ explicit
✉️ HEA

Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
I had so much fun writing my tropes fest piece 🤭 #dramione

Rated E
4k words

archiveofourown.org/works/73584431
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My silly little oneshot hit 100k hits today and it’s just a meaningless number but it feels so crazy all the same

I’m so glad people love this one as much as I do 🫶🏻

JIC: archiveofourown.org/works/38359834
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Greys anatomy has gotten soft
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hate being a Philadelphia sports fan
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
National announcers are ALWAYS insufferable and biased against the Phillies but MY GOD did ohtani create earth and sliced bread and cure cancer jfc

#phillies
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOO BOYS #RedOctober #RingTheBell #Phillies
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Baseball //

I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂‍↕️

Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
RED OCTOBER BABY LFG!

AND FUCK THE METSSSSS 🥳🥳🥳
September 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I DARE YOU

✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing
✉️ black lake sexcapades
✉️ the other shoe drops

Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It’s always the most fun and most infuriating being a Phillies fan

I know what this team can do. Don’t let me down this year boys #RedOctober
A historic night at The Bank
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Chapters 10 and 11 are live!

✉️ betrayal
✉️ revelations
✉️ skinny dipping

Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There is something special about clinching the NL East against the reigning World Series champs

Let’s fucking do it this year boys #Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
YOUR 2025 NATIONAL LEAGUE EAST CHAMPIONS!

#RingTheBell
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!

Let the anxiety commence 🥳 let’s fucking do it this year boys! #Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Does anyone have any good affordable camera recs for someone who knows nothing about cameras? Lol

I want to get a digital camera with good quality but nothing wildly expensive but idk where to start
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
HAHHAH SWEEP SWEEP BITCHES FUCK THE METS 🥳🥳🥳

// Phillies 🎉
Phillies finish off the four-game sweep of the Mets! 🧹
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Phillies //

What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Phillies //

Had to pull out my old Chase Utley shirt to wear to the game tonight to get the vibes right 😌 FTM!
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I DARE YOU

✉️ first dates
✉️ confessions
✉️ communication 🫠

Ch 9: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dear fucking god. We already lost Wheeler. We cannot lose Turner 😭😫🙏🏻

// Phillies
September 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One thing about me is when singing you’re so vain, I will always sing

“And all the girls dreamed that they'd be Ben’s partner
They'd be Ben’s partner”
September 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reposted by Kels
Don't get into fandom for money! You're ruining it for all of us!
No, you shouldn't hope for a book deal for your fanfics. Fanfic are written as a gift for the fandom and out of passion.

Also, Ao3 is literally called Archive of Our Own to be independent from capitalism and greed!
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by Kels
I think the world would be a better place if everyone just chilled the fuck out and picked up a smutty little fanfic instead of trying to plan for world domination and take people’s rights away
September 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Kels
‼️ The discharge petition to force a House vote on a full release of the Epstein files is shy just **TWO REPUBLICANS**

If you have a Republican representative in the house, call them NOW. 👉 5calls.org/issue/releas...
Call your Republican reps UNTIL they join Dems on releasing the Epstein files

➡️ www.5calls.org ⬅️
September 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I DARE YOU

✉️ a stolen bike
✉️ enter Harry Potter…
✉️ a date

Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Kels
Hi, immunologist here:

(a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes)

RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation”

That’s NOT how immunology works.

He is an anti-science profiteer.
Start calling him such.
August 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM