Kels
@slytherindiaries.bsky.social
32 • NSFW • fuck jkr • fuck ai • enemies to lovers is my crack • concerningly attracted to villains • dhr mainly • slytherindiaries on ao3
I had so much fun writing my tropes fest piece 🤭 #dramione
Rated E
4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73584431
Rated E
4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73584431
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I had so much fun writing my tropes fest piece 🤭 #dramione
Rated E
4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73584431
Rated E
4k words
archiveofourown.org/works/73584431
My silly little oneshot hit 100k hits today and it’s just a meaningless number but it feels so crazy all the same
I’m so glad people love this one as much as I do 🫶🏻
JIC: archiveofourown.org/works/38359834
I’m so glad people love this one as much as I do 🫶🏻
JIC: archiveofourown.org/works/38359834
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My silly little oneshot hit 100k hits today and it’s just a meaningless number but it feels so crazy all the same
I’m so glad people love this one as much as I do 🫶🏻
JIC: archiveofourown.org/works/38359834
I’m so glad people love this one as much as I do 🫶🏻
JIC: archiveofourown.org/works/38359834
Baseball //
I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂↕️
Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝
I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂↕️
Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Baseball //
I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂↕️
Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝
I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂↕️
Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝
I DARE YOU
✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing
✉️ black lake sexcapades
✉️ the other shoe drops
Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing
✉️ black lake sexcapades
✉️ the other shoe drops
Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing
✉️ black lake sexcapades
✉️ the other shoe drops
Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing
✉️ black lake sexcapades
✉️ the other shoe drops
Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Chapters 10 and 11 are live!
✉️ betrayal
✉️ revelations
✉️ skinny dipping
Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ betrayal
✉️ revelations
✉️ skinny dipping
Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chapters 10 and 11 are live!
✉️ betrayal
✉️ revelations
✉️ skinny dipping
Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ betrayal
✉️ revelations
✉️ skinny dipping
Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Phillies //
What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌
What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Phillies //
What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌
What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌
September 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ a stolen bike
✉️ enter Harry Potter…
✉️ a date
Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ a stolen bike
✉️ enter Harry Potter…
✉️ a date
Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ a stolen bike
✉️ enter Harry Potter…
✉️ a date
Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ a stolen bike
✉️ enter Harry Potter…
✉️ a date
Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
I DARE YOU
✉️ Half undressed Draco Malfoy
✉️ knickers 🤭
✉️ Sirius’s…. Motorcycle ???
Ch 7: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Half undressed Draco Malfoy
✉️ knickers 🤭
✉️ Sirius’s…. Motorcycle ???
Ch 7: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ Half undressed Draco Malfoy
✉️ knickers 🤭
✉️ Sirius’s…. Motorcycle ???
Ch 7: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Half undressed Draco Malfoy
✉️ knickers 🤭
✉️ Sirius’s…. Motorcycle ???
Ch 7: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Who’s this umbridge ass bitch 😭
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Who’s this umbridge ass bitch 😭
Basically twins 🥰🐶🐶
August 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Basically twins 🥰🐶🐶
I’m dog sitting this handsome man for the week 🥰
Everyone meet Toby aka Tobes aka Toblerone 💕
Everyone meet Toby aka Tobes aka Toblerone 💕
August 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m dog sitting this handsome man for the week 🥰
Everyone meet Toby aka Tobes aka Toblerone 💕
Everyone meet Toby aka Tobes aka Toblerone 💕
I DARE YOU
✉️ the library
✉️ confessions
✉️ flirty Draco 🤭
Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ the library
✉️ confessions
✉️ flirty Draco 🤭
Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
August 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ the library
✉️ confessions
✉️ flirty Draco 🤭
Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ the library
✉️ confessions
✉️ flirty Draco 🤭
Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
#dhrwipwednesday this week's chapter of I Dare You includes an insufferable, baiting, flirty Draco Malfoy (I love him)
First 4 chapters posted here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
First 4 chapters posted here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#dhrwipwednesday this week's chapter of I Dare You includes an insufferable, baiting, flirty Draco Malfoy (I love him)
First 4 chapters posted here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
First 4 chapters posted here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
July 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
#HBDHarry nsfw snippet
also if you prefer romcom vibes, you can read my NottPott that i'm still utterly obsessed with here:
archiveofourown.org/works/66730390
also if you prefer romcom vibes, you can read my NottPott that i'm still utterly obsessed with here:
archiveofourown.org/works/66730390
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
#HBDHarry nsfw snippet
also if you prefer romcom vibes, you can read my NottPott that i'm still utterly obsessed with here:
archiveofourown.org/works/66730390
also if you prefer romcom vibes, you can read my NottPott that i'm still utterly obsessed with here:
archiveofourown.org/works/66730390
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ tattoo parlour
✉️ tension
✉️ Draco’s secret talent
Ch 3: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ tattoo parlour
✉️ tension
✉️ Draco’s secret talent
Ch 3: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
July 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ tattoo parlour
✉️ tension
✉️ Draco’s secret talent
Ch 3: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ tattoo parlour
✉️ tension
✉️ Draco’s secret talent
Ch 3: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
I DARE YOU
✉️ Hermione’s first dare
✉️ insert Draco Malfoy
✉️ amortentia
Ch 2: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Hermione’s first dare
✉️ insert Draco Malfoy
✉️ amortentia
Ch 2: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
July 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I DARE YOU
✉️ Hermione’s first dare
✉️ insert Draco Malfoy
✉️ amortentia
Ch 2: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Hermione’s first dare
✉️ insert Draco Malfoy
✉️ amortentia
Ch 2: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
TSITP //
(As someone who did not read the books so pls no spoilers)
Dear god belly do not be another girl who doesn’t go to Paris for your shitty pseudo cheating boyfriend!!!!
(As someone who did not read the books so pls no spoilers)
Dear god belly do not be another girl who doesn’t go to Paris for your shitty pseudo cheating boyfriend!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TSITP //
(As someone who did not read the books so pls no spoilers)
Dear god belly do not be another girl who doesn’t go to Paris for your shitty pseudo cheating boyfriend!!!!
(As someone who did not read the books so pls no spoilers)
Dear god belly do not be another girl who doesn’t go to Paris for your shitty pseudo cheating boyfriend!!!!
#dhrwipwednesday What is Hermione in store for this week?
Our favorite Gryffindor gets her first dare…
Read chapter one here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Our favorite Gryffindor gets her first dare…
Read chapter one here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
July 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
#dhrwipwednesday What is Hermione in store for this week?
Our favorite Gryffindor gets her first dare…
Read chapter one here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Our favorite Gryffindor gets her first dare…
Read chapter one here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
I DARE YOU
✉️ Dramione
✉️ 8th Year AU
✉️ a magical game of dare
✉️ explicit
✉️ HEA
Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Dramione
✉️ 8th Year AU
✉️ a magical game of dare
✉️ explicit
✉️ HEA
Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I DARE YOU
✉️ Dramione
✉️ 8th Year AU
✉️ a magical game of dare
✉️ explicit
✉️ HEA
Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
✉️ Dramione
✉️ 8th Year AU
✉️ a magical game of dare
✉️ explicit
✉️ HEA
Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...
Cat chronicles
Because everyone should see how cute and handsome this boy is sleeping in my garden 😭🥹
Because everyone should see how cute and handsome this boy is sleeping in my garden 😭🥹
June 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cat chronicles
Because everyone should see how cute and handsome this boy is sleeping in my garden 😭🥹
Because everyone should see how cute and handsome this boy is sleeping in my garden 😭🥹
Cat chronicles:
World is in shambles but at least I have my timeshare cats.
It’s been a minute but they still come by every day 🤍
World is in shambles but at least I have my timeshare cats.
It’s been a minute but they still come by every day 🤍
June 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Cat chronicles:
World is in shambles but at least I have my timeshare cats.
It’s been a minute but they still come by every day 🤍
World is in shambles but at least I have my timeshare cats.
It’s been a minute but they still come by every day 🤍