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Have become very small. Sipping from a thimble. Relaxing
March 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Have become very small. Sipping from a thimble. Relaxing
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Having a man put a necklace on me in a sensual manner would fix me
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Having a man put a necklace on me in a sensual manner would fix me
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Hopefully things will change if
I just want them to, without having to do anything hard
I just want them to, without having to do anything hard
November 27, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Hopefully things will change if
I just want them to, without having to do anything hard
I just want them to, without having to do anything hard
Who out here ointing they mint rn
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Who out here ointing they mint rn
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
She gordita on my crunch until I supreme
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
She gordita on my crunch until I supreme
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Dude we all shed our exoskeletons months ago it’s embarrassing that you’re still wearing it around
November 24, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Dude we all shed our exoskeletons months ago it’s embarrassing that you’re still wearing it around
Time heals all wounds, including my clogged toilet
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Time heals all wounds, including my clogged toilet
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
Coffee for morning so I can become a jittery mess, tea at night so I get bored and decide fuck it and go to bed
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Coffee for morning so I can become a jittery mess, tea at night so I get bored and decide fuck it and go to bed
Here I go, any moment now, to do my chores. My simple 2 tasks that won't take my any time at all. Yepppp, almost there... I can feel it
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Here I go, any moment now, to do my chores. My simple 2 tasks that won't take my any time at all. Yepppp, almost there... I can feel it
Floppy flacid fingernails
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Floppy flacid fingernails
I don't know how Long John Silver's stays in business. I'd say something's fishy...
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I don't know how Long John Silver's stays in business. I'd say something's fishy...
Calling the Skecher kicks "treads" because they have that Goodyear rubber
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Calling the Skecher kicks "treads" because they have that Goodyear rubber
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I've thought about it a lot and what I need is a job where nobody can tell me what to do
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I've thought about it a lot and what I need is a job where nobody can tell me what to do
Something I tell myself alot, as a way to be more empathetic, is that there's no such thing as a stupid person. There are just people who are more knowledgeable in certain topics and some that are more ignorant.
Me on the other hand? Just grade-A brain dead. Absolute idiot
Me on the other hand? Just grade-A brain dead. Absolute idiot
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Something I tell myself alot, as a way to be more empathetic, is that there's no such thing as a stupid person. There are just people who are more knowledgeable in certain topics and some that are more ignorant.
Me on the other hand? Just grade-A brain dead. Absolute idiot
Me on the other hand? Just grade-A brain dead. Absolute idiot
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i have donut crumbs in my cleavage so yeah you could say i’m having a good morning
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
i have donut crumbs in my cleavage so yeah you could say i’m having a good morning
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[opening Pop-Tarts, i find ninja stars]
me: what the hell?
[Pop-Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]
ninja behind me: what the hell?!
me: what the hell?
[Pop-Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]
ninja behind me: what the hell?!
November 16, 2024 at 11:03 PM
[opening Pop-Tarts, i find ninja stars]
me: what the hell?
[Pop-Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]
ninja behind me: what the hell?!
me: what the hell?
[Pop-Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]
ninja behind me: what the hell?!
Your mid twenties is for finding out people in media taking it personally when they're compared to their parents isn't actually just a joke that you see in sitcoms
November 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Your mid twenties is for finding out people in media taking it personally when they're compared to their parents isn't actually just a joke that you see in sitcoms
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
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Mike Tyson really showed his ass last night
November 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Mike Tyson really showed his ass last night