Cemile
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Cemile. Theatre/wordplay/#SCD enthusiast. #Stagey #GemInTheAudience🎭 A London Turk. Views (mostly) mine.
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The actual Big Five : 🇪🇸 🇳🇱 🇮🇪 🇸🇮 🇮🇸
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The actual Big Five : 🇪🇸 🇳🇱 🇮🇪 🇸🇮 🇮🇸
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My favourite show is having a cracker of a season finale
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My favourite show is having a cracker of a season finale
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November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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the way i would be the smuggest little wench in the world if i got to hit send on this push alert
April 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the way i would be the smuggest little wench in the world if i got to hit send on this push alert
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"Has - Action Man with his arse missing. Wants - Atari Video Console. Don't forget to ring us on 01-811-8055 with your swappie and we'll see what we can do. Coming up later, Keith from Wigan Rugby Ground but now, The Gublins"
April 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Has - Action Man with his arse missing. Wants - Atari Video Console. Don't forget to ring us on 01-811-8055 with your swappie and we'll see what we can do. Coming up later, Keith from Wigan Rugby Ground but now, The Gublins"
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this is what it now feels like to catch up on the news when you've been offline for like three hours
March 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
this is what it now feels like to catch up on the news when you've been offline for like three hours
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I've actually had to mute the words "Penelope Keith". What a world.
March 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I've actually had to mute the words "Penelope Keith". What a world.
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He’s like Bishop Brennan after he was kicked up the arse
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He’s like Bishop Brennan after he was kicked up the arse
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I can only assume Sally has been told multiple times already but refuses to learn
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can only assume Sally has been told multiple times already but refuses to learn
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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Do you ever get the feeling Cruz’s heart isn’t in being a Beckham?
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do you ever get the feeling Cruz’s heart isn’t in being a Beckham?
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And that if you don’t accept ads, or if you block them, or complain, but *also* don’t buy the product at a reasonable price to sustain it as a business, then nobody has any motive to keep you entertained. Someone has to pay somehow. There isn’t a dodge, or a cheat.
March 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
And that if you don’t accept ads, or if you block them, or complain, but *also* don’t buy the product at a reasonable price to sustain it as a business, then nobody has any motive to keep you entertained. Someone has to pay somehow. There isn’t a dodge, or a cheat.
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No one saves milk, you moron
March 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
No one saves milk, you moron
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![Wikipedia entry:
Osama Vinladen Jiménez López (born 7 October 2002) is a Peruvian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Peruvian Primera División side Unión Comercio.
Personal life
Vinladen is named after Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group Al-Qaeda; 3) the difference in spelling is due to the similarity of b and v in Spanish.[4] Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Husein, the Spanish spelling of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, and his sister called Georgia Bush. [5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4muri6zol4jwdltg2kdiu6vm/bafkreifb5brha6oriepgdbpv3hopjll7nmusofxorren6mbh64cdx2f5ju@jpeg)
Signs that you've hosted a toddler in your home: no. 432 <sigh>
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Signs that you've hosted a toddler in your home: no. 432 <sigh>
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“If there is anyone on board who didn’t have the fish…”
March 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
“If there is anyone on board who didn’t have the fish…”
'Idea for a programme entitled...'
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
'Idea for a programme entitled...'
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The brass neck of Trump’s tariffs when everyone knows that the worst week at Lidl is USA week.
March 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The brass neck of Trump’s tariffs when everyone knows that the worst week at Lidl is USA week.
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Rail open data is really detailed these days. Realtime Trains not only knows that the train was cancelled due to an ill passenger, but also knows what they were ill with.
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rail open data is really detailed these days. Realtime Trains not only knows that the train was cancelled due to an ill passenger, but also knows what they were ill with.
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Do you know those 1930s burlesque entertainers, whose act consisted of swapping the position of fans or balloons, so fast that nobody could see their fanny?
Well, here is Nigel Farage trying not to criticise Trump and Vance's disgraceful treatment of Zelenskyy.
Well, here is Nigel Farage trying not to criticise Trump and Vance's disgraceful treatment of Zelenskyy.
March 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Do you know those 1930s burlesque entertainers, whose act consisted of swapping the position of fans or balloons, so fast that nobody could see their fanny?
Well, here is Nigel Farage trying not to criticise Trump and Vance's disgraceful treatment of Zelenskyy.
Well, here is Nigel Farage trying not to criticise Trump and Vance's disgraceful treatment of Zelenskyy.