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Elon Musk when people say he doesn't like things:
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Our fate is in your hands Decker.
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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In the USA they take geriatric men out of the old people's home and make them fight Minecraft YouTubers and 150 million people watch
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism
November 10, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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February 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Local war criminal murdered
May 1, 2024 at 8:49 AM
JD Vance won't see your couch sex posts... but your mom will
July 26, 2024 at 10:58 AM
A tip for Salt Lake City visitors:
There is a "Red Iguana" restaurant and a "Blue Iguana" restaurant.
Both are good.
July 22, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Instead of Freemasonry, Joseph Smith should have based the temple ceremony around a log flume
July 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Cars ruin nature.
I see Yellowstone tourists are continuing to have a normal one
July 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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It's not even garbage in, garbage out. It's garbage in, degraded garbage slurry out. The output is not just limited by the quality of the inputs; it's worse. It will always be worse. It must always be worse. It has no way to improve the input, and by design must always change them.
June 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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That ain't no kitten you're fucking with. That's a full grown ass cat
July 11, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power.

This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.
July 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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doing some back of the envelope bookkeeping on the national divorce, in addition to keeping beer, sports, and cunnilingus, now we get hot chicks fishing?
March 10, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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a story in three acts
February 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM