Gingles
@geezthings.bsky.social
Artist, magpie, & squirrel. Fan of the outdoors, accessibility, music, audiobooks, libations, thrifting & haunty death stuff. Tell your plants I say hey.
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the fact that every american household does not contain a bidet is another national conversation that we haven't been able to have because we're trapped in this timeline with all of this other shit all of the time
justice for america's buttholes
justice for america's buttholes
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the fact that every american household does not contain a bidet is another national conversation that we haven't been able to have because we're trapped in this timeline with all of this other shit all of the time
justice for america's buttholes
justice for america's buttholes
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just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
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If you don’t make stupid faces in the mirror every time you wash your hands, what are you even doing with your life
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you don’t make stupid faces in the mirror every time you wash your hands, what are you even doing with your life
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September 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Omg the Pratt is discontinuing Hoopla because it's too expensive 😮 www.prattlibrary.org/library-card...
Hoopla Service Update
www.prattlibrary.org
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬
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In 2013, the Obama administration introduced a goal for federal contractors to work towards having 7 percent disabled employees.
Now, as I reported for @motherjones.com, the Trump administration is working to undo this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Now, as I reported for @motherjones.com, the Trump administration is working to undo this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Labor Department moves to end disability hiring goal for federal contractors
Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer plans to axe a longstanding, successful incentive program for disabled workers.
www.motherjones.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In 2013, the Obama administration introduced a goal for federal contractors to work towards having 7 percent disabled employees.
Now, as I reported for @motherjones.com, the Trump administration is working to undo this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Now, as I reported for @motherjones.com, the Trump administration is working to undo this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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[patrick star voice]
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
[patrick star voice]
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
is mayonnaise in the DSM 5
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Someone ask her what FEMA stands for. Quickly.
Kristi Noem: "We as a federal government don't manage these disasters. The state does."
July 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Someone ask her what FEMA stands for. Quickly.
Super dark & terrible thought: what percentage of the people who will die as a result of losing health coverage voted for their republican reps?
Just thinking about the future pool of voters that will be alive to vote in the next election.
Just thinking about the future pool of voters that will be alive to vote in the next election.
July 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Super dark & terrible thought: what percentage of the people who will die as a result of losing health coverage voted for their republican reps?
Just thinking about the future pool of voters that will be alive to vote in the next election.
Just thinking about the future pool of voters that will be alive to vote in the next election.
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the story of human history is consistently one of how everything is ruined for everyone by a tiny group of assholes who should have been excommunicated years ago
June 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
the story of human history is consistently one of how everything is ruined for everyone by a tiny group of assholes who should have been excommunicated years ago
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
On what may be my final
MARC train home to Baltimore from union station & discovered that the liquor store in union station that made my prior commute home tolerable, is gone. 🤬
MARC train home to Baltimore from union station & discovered that the liquor store in union station that made my prior commute home tolerable, is gone. 🤬
May 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On what may be my final
MARC train home to Baltimore from union station & discovered that the liquor store in union station that made my prior commute home tolerable, is gone. 🤬
MARC train home to Baltimore from union station & discovered that the liquor store in union station that made my prior commute home tolerable, is gone. 🤬
Oh fun. Seeing (targeted) bike ads online because our bikes were stolen this afternoon.
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh fun. Seeing (targeted) bike ads online because our bikes were stolen this afternoon.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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If you're curious, here are some samples from my upcoming birding dictionary
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
April 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you're curious, here are some samples from my upcoming birding dictionary
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
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Flaws in Apple's AirPlay protocol for streaming media to speakers, TVs, and set-top boxes have left millions of these devices vulnerable to being hijacked by any hacker on the same Wifi network.
Many of these devices never receive patches.
www.wired.com/story/airbor...
Many of these devices never receive patches.
www.wired.com/story/airbor...
Millions of Apple Airplay-Enabled Devices Can Be Hacked via Wi-Fi
Researchers reveal a collection of bugs known as AirBorne that would allow any hacker on the same Wi-Fi network as a third-party AirPlay-enabled device to surreptitiously run their own code on it.
www.wired.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Flaws in Apple's AirPlay protocol for streaming media to speakers, TVs, and set-top boxes have left millions of these devices vulnerable to being hijacked by any hacker on the same Wifi network.
Many of these devices never receive patches.
www.wired.com/story/airbor...
Many of these devices never receive patches.
www.wired.com/story/airbor...
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Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
Only 9 of the 149 credits from my undergrad were transferred to the mortuary science program I’m applying to.
This is going to take so much longer to complete.
I’ll be dead before getting to work with the dead.
This is going to take so much longer to complete.
I’ll be dead before getting to work with the dead.
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Only 9 of the 149 credits from my undergrad were transferred to the mortuary science program I’m applying to.
This is going to take so much longer to complete.
I’ll be dead before getting to work with the dead.
This is going to take so much longer to complete.
I’ll be dead before getting to work with the dead.
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Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to evade it.
The WIRED Guide to Protecting Yourself From Government Surveillance
Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to ev...
www.wired.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to evade it.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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“The markets rallied because a guy on Twitter made something up” really is all you need to know about money
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“The markets rallied because a guy on Twitter made something up” really is all you need to know about money
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Hey, at least the human mind is too limited to fully grasp the horrors to come
April 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey, at least the human mind is too limited to fully grasp the horrors to come