Garrett Martin
@garrettmartin.bsky.social
Endless Mode Editor-in-Chief. Writes about games, pinball, theme parks, travel, and more. Somewhere near Atlanta. garrett@endlessmode.com.
constant simultaneous eating and shitting 24 hours a day
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
constant simultaneous eating and shitting 24 hours a day
that part in “instant club hit” when the dead milkmen call them “depeche commode”
it's depeche mode thursday tell me ur favorite depeche mode song or album
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
that part in “instant club hit” when the dead milkmen call them “depeche commode”
this email hits different if you also confuse paul krassner with jefferson airplane’s paul kantner
A person I'm on a discord on found this in the emails and I hasn't seen anyone else post it yet so I thought I'd share.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
this email hits different if you also confuse paul krassner with jefferson airplane’s paul kantner
Martin Mull
who is the person plausibly in the Epstein emails who you would be saddest to discover in the Epstein emails?
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Martin Mull
giving or taking a nickel just isn’t the same
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
giving or taking a nickel just isn’t the same
my wife swears she saw an episode where Flipper killed a shark with its nose
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
my wife swears she saw an episode where Flipper killed a shark with its nose
why aren’t the snakes singing backup
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
why aren’t the snakes singing backup
Our waiter at the Marvel dinner-show on this Disney cruise ship keeps calling him “The Groot”
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Our waiter at the Marvel dinner-show on this Disney cruise ship keeps calling him “The Groot”
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Seeing Trump's name in the Epstein files reminds me of the importance of filing leads for B2B cold-calling. Are your email associations haunting you too? How can you turn these skeletons-in-the-closet into REAL leads that convert? Sign up for my FREE newsletter where I break...
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Seeing Trump's name in the Epstein files reminds me of the importance of filing leads for B2B cold-calling. Are your email associations haunting you too? How can you turn these skeletons-in-the-closet into REAL leads that convert? Sign up for my FREE newsletter where I break...
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As someone who has recently lost their job, this insistence that there is some faceless bottomless pit of subscribers willing to pay dozens of unemployed writers monthly for a product we've spent decades training them to expect for free makes me want to cry.
People keep saying this and let me tell you, as one of way too many freelancers without a steady job, it is annoying!
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
As someone who has recently lost their job, this insistence that there is some faceless bottomless pit of subscribers willing to pay dozens of unemployed writers monthly for a product we've spent decades training them to expect for free makes me want to cry.
Splinter is a good website and Jacob is a great writer and editor
I have a guess as to why Trump thinks he's not getting into heaven www.splinter.com/the-epstein-...
The Epstein Files Are Probably Why Trump Doesn’t Think He’s Getting Into Heaven
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Splinter is a good website and Jacob is a great writer and editor
Dr. Strange is cool. This bar should have an Eternity mug.
Disney Cruise Line's newest ship, the Disney Destiny, is home to The Sanctum: a bar themed to the elegant world of Doctor Strange, who's always been Marvel's coolest character. www.endlessmode.com/article/this...
This Disney Cruise Ship's Doctor Strange Bar Proves Mixology Is a Mystic Art
Disney Cruise Line's newest ship, the Disney Destiny, is home to The Sanctum: a bar themed to the elegant world of Doctor Strange.
www.endlessmode.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dr. Strange is cool. This bar should have an Eternity mug.
Reposted by Garrett Martin
If you've ever wanted a Mega Man figure that looks like he's wearing a Kids in the Hall tank top, this is for you.
Inspired by #MarvelVsCapcom, Mega Man is getting a exclusive variant Jada Toys figure
Inspired by #MarvelVsCapcom, Mega Man is getting a exclusive variant Jada Toys figure
A new Marvel vs Capcom collaboration is arriving at Kith with some exclusive variant action figures like Jada Toys Mega Man
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you've ever wanted a Mega Man figure that looks like he's wearing a Kids in the Hall tank top, this is for you.
Midyett and Cohen are lowkey the best non-Berman lyricists of ‘90s-‘00s indie rock
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Midyett and Cohen are lowkey the best non-Berman lyricists of ‘90s-‘00s indie rock
cruise directors love being British
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
cruise directors love being British
there’s a QR code on the inside of this toilet lid
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
there’s a QR code on the inside of this toilet lid
the only relatable thing about trump is how he likes when people say nice about him. of course nobody who ever says nice about him actually means it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the only relatable thing about trump is how he likes when people say nice about him. of course nobody who ever says nice about him actually means it.
theme parks are almost at the level of wrestling when it comes to news outlets not bothering to get basic, easily verifiable information correct
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
theme parks are almost at the level of wrestling when it comes to news outlets not bothering to get basic, easily verifiable information correct
Reposted by Garrett Martin
No game makes us enjoy feeling like an idiot more than Lumines. Read our review of the brand new Lumines Arise, another rhythm puzzle winner. www.endlessmode.com/article/lumi...
The Brilliant Lumines Arise Is an IQ Test I Enjoy Failing
No game makes us enjoy feeling like an idiot more than Lumines. Read our review of the brand new Lumines Arise, another rhythm puzzle winner.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No game makes us enjoy feeling like an idiot more than Lumines. Read our review of the brand new Lumines Arise, another rhythm puzzle winner. www.endlessmode.com/article/lumi...
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"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
the worst part of no longer doing tv or comedy at paste is not having a place to write about the chair company every single week
I can’t believe that this app isn’t talking about The Chair Company 24/7. Are you fuckers seeing this shit?
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
the worst part of no longer doing tv or comedy at paste is not having a place to write about the chair company every single week
If I could tell the kids who were made fun of for reading Dr. Strange comics in the ‘80s (ie me) that one day they’d be drinking in a bar based on the dude on a cruise ship, I hope they’d say “wait, you’re older than my dad, why do you still care about comic books?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If I could tell the kids who were made fun of for reading Dr. Strange comics in the ‘80s (ie me) that one day they’d be drinking in a bar based on the dude on a cruise ship, I hope they’d say “wait, you’re older than my dad, why do you still care about comic books?”
Apparently a lot of HHN fans have been underwhelmed by Horror Unleashed in Vegas. I dunno, I dug it.
Universal Horror Unleashed in Las Vegas isn't as similar to Halloween Horror Nights as you might expect. Here's what makes it a very different experience. www.endlessmode.com/article/its-...
It's Always Fright Night at Universal Horror Unleashed
Universal Horror Unleashed in Las Vegas isn't as similar to Halloween Horror Nights as you might expect. Here's what makes it a very different experience.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Apparently a lot of HHN fans have been underwhelmed by Horror Unleashed in Vegas. I dunno, I dug it.
The Dead Man’s Chest at Cask & Cannon on the Disney Destiny.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Dead Man’s Chest at Cask & Cannon on the Disney Destiny.