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Garrett Rudolph
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Editor of Marijuana Venture magazine. 2x cancer survivor. Golf junkie. Long-tortured Seattle sports fan.
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A lot of what this administration does is easily explainable one of three ways:

1. They're racists
2. They hate women
3. They're inciting violence to further their domestic goals

It's usually one of those three, sometimes two. In a maleficent but of synergy, could even be all of the above
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Not the point, I know, but are ANY modern students reading the Atlantic?

Seems anyone younger that 25 these days can't be bothered to read anything more complex than a 4-word meme.

Please tell me I'm wrong.
Yes, ignore the libraries and academic and scholarly and scientific websites and the free encyclopedias and other reference books and focus on your gripe that magazines aren’t free,

Except @theatlantic.com is in fact making itself free in any public high school that wants it.
October 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is it weird when you can name all 4 of these minivans based on the picture?

And you're also thinking, what, no Mazda MPV?
Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Hannina wrote a whole post and it is better than most of what is out there open.substack.com/pub/richardh...
"The Left" Did Not Kill Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk was shot and killed today while speaking at Utah Valley University.
open.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
June 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Still can't believe Cory Booker voted to confirm this asshole as an ambassador.
June 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
100% agree here.

The anticipated flourishing if Bluesky hasn't happened.

And the hoped collapse of Twitter hasn't happened either.

Hoping this is just a blip in the growth, but fearing it might be something more.
Gotta be honest.

I haven't really seen anything that suggests Bsky is in danger of imminent collapse in any way shape or form.

It has been declining fairly steadily since peaking in Nov 2024.

It took 6 months for that to register with people.

*shrug*.
May 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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What are we fighting for
Not about
Not against
For
Helps to think about that

I have several family buried in federal cemeteries. They’d say they were fighting for the guy next to them, and the people waiting at home.
May 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Did anybody lose a golf ball today? It's the one with male genitalia drawn on it.

#golf
#WAgolf
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My cat saw a bear in the backyard last week. It scared her so much that her tail poofed up and looked like a Beaver tail.

#caturday
#catsofbluesky
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Of course I say this and he misses 2 threes that could have changed the entire game.
Don't know how this series is gonna play out, but Jalen Brunson is one bad mother.

Love his game.
May 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don't know how this series is gonna play out, but Jalen Brunson is one bad mother.

Love his game.
May 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Lost a hell of a lot of respect for @booker.senate.gov.

Can't imagine any explanation justifies confirming Kushner as ambassador to France.
May 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
April 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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*Of course* advance information on US combat operations is classified. Pretending otherwise is an insult to our troops, who all know this.

The Secretary is unfit to lead.
April 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My cat has an evil eye that makes her intense staring all the more disturbing.

#caturday
April 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Why the fuck didn't they walk Adames?

Dan Wilson proving to be a terrible tactician. Potentially already cost the #Mariners a couple of wins.
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Medical facilities need bigger parking spaces, especially when they're charging money to park.

Sick people don't need to be trying to shoehorn their car into a spot that leaves 6 inches on each side, then somehow squeeze out the door without dinging your neighbor's car.
April 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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We now need the House to act on this. You need to call your Rep, ESPECIALLY if they're GOP. Don't tell me it won't do any good. Don't concede the fight in advance. Just fucjin call their office and leave a quick voice mail saying you want the tariffs gone.
🚨 51-48, Senate PASSES a measure to terminate Trump’s tariffs on Canada.

Four Republicans join Democrats to deliver a rare rebuke to the president:

Susan Collins
Lisa Murkowski
Rand Paul
Mitch McConnell
April 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sad day in America when a fascist billionaire can't even buy a measly state Supreme Court judge in some cheese-obsessed Canadian suburb.

What has this country become?
April 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dan Wilson getting a D-minus in game 1 for the Mariners.
March 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This is spot on 🎯
March 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM