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I will read this like a newspaper and take everything I see as 100% truth.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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😎🪴🌵 numbness check
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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🥹 Afghan women who escaped Taliban slavery have formed a football team in Australia. Today, in Morocco, they are making their debut in official FIFA friendly matches under the Afghan flag.
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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by this time next year, we want ICE agent to be one of the most miserable, soul destroying, hated jobs in america, we want parking enforcement to look like a dream job by comparison
the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(quote) post a female character you love
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I'd love to live in a country where law enforcement views prolific child sex traffickers as a higher priority than your gardener.
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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School has a whole walk out for a classmate who got deported by ICE ✊🏽
August 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Deion Sanders jokes he “depends on Depends” and “if you see a Port-a-Potty on the sideline, it’s real.”

He also encourages everyone who is dealing with urinary struggles, and says “let’s stop being ashamed of it”
July 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Mariners win! It's been a rough day. Thanks for the good vibes!
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE.
Tells me everything I need to know about you.
June 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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For anyone who doesn’t live in Los Angeles or understand the geography of the city, the area is actually quite small where police are currently rioting.
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!
May 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We need her on Traitors.
The People's Princess #Survivor
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM