Garm
@garmtheterrible.bsky.social
Bigfoot is real, and he stole my fascimile copy of Incredible Hulk #180
(He/Him)
(He/Him)
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maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement
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I can dill even when im in a pickle
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I can dill even when im in a pickle
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"Abolish the concentration camps" is a radical position that will scare off moderate voters. The gas chamber used to require 160 hours of training but now they're letting people use it after a couple days. We should move the SS so it operates under the more moderate Sturmabteilung like it used to.
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Abolish the concentration camps" is a radical position that will scare off moderate voters. The gas chamber used to require 160 hours of training but now they're letting people use it after a couple days. We should move the SS so it operates under the more moderate Sturmabteilung like it used to.
I like when they go into the computer
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I like when they go into the computer
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
Been reading Kirby's Spirit World. It rules.
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Been reading Kirby's Spirit World. It rules.
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tired: eating a big bowl of buttered noodles bc you're having a bad sensory day and you had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
tired: eating a big bowl of buttered noodles bc you're having a bad sensory day and you had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
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😊 please do not tag me or quote me in your pro-homeschooling posts 😌 they suck and you suck 🥰 children belong in community with other children 😇 they're not your property 😄
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
😊 please do not tag me or quote me in your pro-homeschooling posts 😌 they suck and you suck 🥰 children belong in community with other children 😇 they're not your property 😄
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remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
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CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
'This isn't your granddad's KKK.' Inside the hate group expanding its presence in Tennessee
They are the largest hate group in America, wrapping themselves in the red-white-and-blue of the flag, marching into the middle of American cities and claiming to be patriots.
www.newschannel5.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
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We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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Derek: I can’t believe they’re charging for masturbation now
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Derek: I can’t believe they’re charging for masturbation now
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor