garliccroutons.bsky.social
@garliccroutons.bsky.social
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its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Uninvaded Seattle Beginning to Feel Like Trump Doesn’t Even Think It Has Antifa Anymore: tinyurl.com/mrynhxyk
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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Please note: There have been multiple reports made of ICE being deployed around Climate Pledge Arena, staying at the Pineapple Hotel that's located on 5th and Bell.

If you're coming to the game or will be in the area, be aware.

F*CK ICE
It's @pwhltorrent.bsky.social gameday! Our Torrent are looking to snap their three-game losing skid, as they welcome the @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social to town tonight in Seattle's final home game before the Olympic break.

Sea you at CPA!

Photo by Liz Wolter

#SeattleTorrent #PWHL #SeattleSports
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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If I describe the terror of the federal government’s ethnic cleansing campaign in Minnesota, a lot of people will think I have somehow gone crazy. Thankfully I’ve built up a lot of trust with you all over my years as a Seattle Mariners fan that you know I have not gone crazy, because of this.
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I’m not sure people outside the Twin Cites realize the prevalence and the fear ICE is causing in Twin Cities. They are dining undercover pretending to be couples at restaurants, they are going to businesses and checking the license plates of cars to find employees. Every public place is compromised.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Rams got that Dome stink on em. No dirt. Soft chairs. working toilets in the bathrooms. Weak men
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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I keep thinking about the toxic, pervasive mythology of "rugged individualism" as a driving force in American culture, and how the collective efforts in the Twin Cities right now are proof that the only way through hard times is together, as a community.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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lmao, neighborhood Signal chat full of people who would otherwise be considered “wine moms” has turned against the New York Times for their coverage of what’s happening
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Riq retweeted a Rihanna tweet from 2012 as his last action before the game yeah it was always going to be clamps.
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Leonard Williams and Byron Murphy
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I’ve had a few beers
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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I call him the pit master bc he smoked the offseason
Sweaty Schneider is BACK 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Alice in Chains bumper music? b-roll of a fish market? must be a primetime game in Seattle
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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veterans of the war on protein
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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broccoli when he can't rainbow a 16 yard dig to a predetermined landmark
December 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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The Seahawks defense sees every rushing attempt as a personal attack on their character
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Seattle's stadium sound crew blasting Sandstorm proves Seattle is the most millennial coded franchise
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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I don’t have any answers nor do I know what to do, but the feeling on the ground seems to be that we will be out there defending our neighbors peacefully for as long as we need to. But the idea that it is the people bearing witness who need to be reminded to exercise restraint is laughable.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM