Alex Galonsky
@galonsky.com
1. Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
1. Dead Man
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
2. Knives Out
3. Glass Onion
Let’s be honest, Calibri sucks
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Let’s be honest, Calibri sucks
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
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Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day
Not terrible. I'd put Solo down above Rise, Last Jedi below Force Awakens, and Phantom Menace after Revenge of the Sith
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not terrible. I'd put Solo down above Rise, Last Jedi below Force Awakens, and Phantom Menace after Revenge of the Sith
We are lucky to coexist with the phenomenon of Landman
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We are lucky to coexist with the phenomenon of Landman
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i guess we'll never know which parades that don't exist mamdani thinks should exist. the voters didn't care about which parades don't exist that should
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i guess we'll never know which parades that don't exist mamdani thinks should exist. the voters didn't care about which parades don't exist that should
Finally!
Steam Deck now supports display-off low-power download mode steamcommunity.com/games/167520...
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Finally!
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Tarin
'The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening'
Game Boy
'The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening'
Game Boy
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tarin
'The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening'
Game Boy
'The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening'
Game Boy
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i've seen more and more people dissatisfied with the omnipresence of the smash burger and yet i see none offering an alternative that's not a regression to the overly plump steakhouse burgers that necessitated its smashing. just a lot of grousing with no new ideas. very curious!
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i've seen more and more people dissatisfied with the omnipresence of the smash burger and yet i see none offering an alternative that's not a regression to the overly plump steakhouse burgers that necessitated its smashing. just a lot of grousing with no new ideas. very curious!
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Mezamē, a curious sheep, is a mascot who is the editor of Asupresso, an information site about 7-Eleven in Japan.
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mezamē, a curious sheep, is a mascot who is the editor of Asupresso, an information site about 7-Eleven in Japan.
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Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.
Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Boston looks forward to welcoming the world to our beautiful city, the cradle of liberty and city of champions.
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i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
Wes Anderson coded
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wes Anderson coded
Was I the only one who thought he was gonna go off a jump?
Holy shit he fuckin did it!!! Sandro Dias fuckin did it!!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Was I the only one who thought he was gonna go off a jump?
This is something only a Bill Simmons emergency pod can fix
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is something only a Bill Simmons emergency pod can fix
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
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I'm Not A Robot: Neal.fun's latest is a game of increasingly ridiculous CAPTCHAs https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity
neal.fun
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm Not A Robot: Neal.fun's latest is a game of increasingly ridiculous CAPTCHAs https://neal.fun/not-a-robot/
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happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate
Nice try clickbait, I already know the title of this movie!
Skip Star Wars, this 1997 sci-fi classic with Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich is now streaming for free.
This underrated Bruce Willis sci-fi movie is free to stream and rocketing up the charts
Skip Star Wars, this 1997 sci-fi classic with Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich is now streaming for free.
www.polygon.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Nice try clickbait, I already know the title of this movie!
I’m Sorry
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m Sorry
Idk sounds good to me!
“caviar topped chicken nugget” - I cannot think of a better objective-correlative for the American ruling class
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Idk sounds good to me!
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The name Catherine doesn’t exist in the ancient world, and is likely a diminutive of an abbreviated form of Hekate which was used in antiquity: Κατε
Thus the name Kate is older than the name Catherine!
& while we use it as a diminutive, Kate is really an un-diminutive of a diminutive of itself.
Thus the name Kate is older than the name Catherine!
& while we use it as a diminutive, Kate is really an un-diminutive of a diminutive of itself.
August 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The name Catherine doesn’t exist in the ancient world, and is likely a diminutive of an abbreviated form of Hekate which was used in antiquity: Κατε
Thus the name Kate is older than the name Catherine!
& while we use it as a diminutive, Kate is really an un-diminutive of a diminutive of itself.
Thus the name Kate is older than the name Catherine!
& while we use it as a diminutive, Kate is really an un-diminutive of a diminutive of itself.
I’m sorry, 25%??? God Bless America!
Confronting what its culture minister called a "reading crisis," the Danish government announced this week that it planned to make books exempt from a 25% value-added tax.
Facing a ‘Reading Crisis,’ Denmark Wants to Make Books Cheaper
The Danish government announced this week that it planned to make books exempt from a 25 percent value-added tax.
nyti.ms
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’m sorry, 25%??? God Bless America!