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gallowscalibrator.bsky.social
sarah ravencroft
@gallowscalibrator.bsky.social
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she/her ~ eco goth ~ woman about whom nothing is known; possibly a companion of Sappho
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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mave.bsky.social
Seems like no one wants to be trapped inside a haunted music box anymore
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
gallowscalibrator.bsky.social
🥰🥰🥰
picture of karkat from the latest homestuck update but i put a flower crown on him and hearts around him bc i love him
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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stergeon.bsky.social
bonny affirmations:
- everybody love you
- the dog is not scary
- little piece of garbage is the coolest toy in the world
- two hands on you at all times
- nobody would ever make a website about how you suck dot com
poor-quality picture of bonny the tabby cat with her eyes closed while she gets her cheek scratched. it has been visibly rotated and badly edited in snapchat to put a flower crown and a bunch of hearts and stars and glitter all over her, along with the text “it’s nald.” because it is.
September 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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theonion.com
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
It Only Tuesday
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
gallowscalibrator.bsky.social
i envy the confidence with which an IT specialist who is remote accessing my computer can just permanently delete files
September 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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morganaignis.bsky.social
I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights
June 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
happy birthday to edelgard von hresvelg. here she is at the dmv waiting in line to get her REAL ID
digital drawing of edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses. she is in her full post-timeskip emperor regalia and is in the lobby of her local branch of the department of motor vehicles. she’s sitting in a very uncomfortable-looking chair typing away on her phone (read: playing candy crush). the phone case is in flame emperor colors and has the crest of flames on the back which is pretty sweet. on the walls around her are some posters with PSAs. the first pictures a guy on a wyvern in the sky and says “from the highest heights…” then splits, where the bottom half reads “… to the lowest lows.” it shows that guy falling off his wyvern and also in jail somehow. the bottom reads “fly sober. or else.” the second poster features a dapper guy with a monocle, captioned “you look dashing.” the pane below it reads “but can you see?” and shows half of a child screaming, with the other half of the pane blacked out. the third panel says “Spectacles: See it all” and shows the dapper guy again wearing glasses, as well as a whole and hale child-like creature pseudo-smiling and saying something like “yippee” or whatever children say. above edelgard is a tv with numbers and names and desks on them. edelgard (#9) is pretty far down the list behind some familiar names like nailah and pallardó, though well ahead of gautier (#69)
June 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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dril.bsky.social
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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antlervel.vet
just fuck already
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/6rtwjJ...
Starvation
AURORA · What Happened To The Heart? · Song · 2024
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June 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
car drawing #1, hour 7
it’s edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses, some might say, if edelgard was a crudely drawn fat little baby. she’s frowning madly and has one hand held out, announcing “one fódlan pleas”
June 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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towerwizard.bsky.social
The wizard takes a nap.
June 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
elephant shrew is my favorite little guy. he’s kind of like lemon pig but real
five doodles of elephant shrews. they are tiny little guys that look like lemons with stick legs and long tails and goofy ears. they do terrible things with their long long tongues that make them look like yoshi with fur. some are spiky some are soft but all of them are round and ridiculous. one of these shrews has an attitude problem but all of them are stupid
May 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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stergeon.bsky.social
hm. *sceneifies your hubert*
it’s hubert von vestra from fire emblem three houses, i think. his devil-horned dark hair and glowering expression are the same but he’s in a very different outfit and is sitting on a bench outside a dilapidated sears, smoking a cigarette and looking like he recently won a hot topic sweepstakes. he’s wearing a much-too-tight black katy perry prismatic tour tee (that he’s cut into a v-neck himself), ripped skinny jeans, a chain wallet, a studded belt and bracer, a spiked collar, a ska-print wristwarmer, WAY too many sillybandz, and a single striped armwarmer. he painted his nails black and is rocking some nasty raccoon-eyed mascara. in a few years he will have some significant revelations about his gender identity but in the meantime he is stuck here waiting for his mom to drive up in the minivan to take him home from the mall.
May 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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whetmoser.com
got that smoke that elects the pope
May 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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lachm.page
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March 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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towerwizard.bsky.social
The wizard checks the messages on his orb.
May 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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fiadh.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
happy bappy to bonald b. baloney (the b. stands for bonald b. baloney), aka bonny aka nald. she is five and she sucks dot com
bonnysucks.com
it’s baby bonny baloney (circa 2020)!!!! she’s a teeny tiny tan tabby kitten sitting on a shelf next to a surge protector and she is So baby that she’s about the same height as the can of leinenkugel’s summer shandy on the shelf above her. she has tiny white tipped paws and her black striped tail is curled up over her side. she has that glass-eyed idiot kitten look but don’t worry, she’s still that stupid bonny again… but bigger. she’s kinda chonky now, sitting on a towel and doin the cat loaf thing. points of interest include her white cravat, orange/pink nose, white whiskers, orange cheeks, green eyes, and giant snout
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM