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Lisa and Mr. Marquavious
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A mighty warrior and snuggly bedfellow and the human who loves him.
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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The birds, how they torment Mr. Marquavious! Hear the agony of his longing. (Sound up for sadness)
May 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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“Good morning, my little minions.”
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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this is what happens when everyone feeds the same stray
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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my moment has arrived
August 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Making myself as big as possible and yelling I READ SOMEWHERE THIS IS WHAT TO DO as the cat continues eating my nachos.
July 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Please let the owner be the cat. Please let the owner be the cat.
July 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I read the dog a bedtime story. It was just the directions to adjust his new leash, but I can tell he enjoyed it.
July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Phantom of the Opurra
July 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I wouldn’t do well in a zombie apocalypse because their drive to kill me would exceed my drive to survive. Like you’re willing to run to achieve your goals and I’m simply not.
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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You answer a knock at your door. It's a Publisher's Clearing House rep with balloons and a cameraman. Your excitement fades quickly when you notice they're not holding a check, but oversized novelty divorce papers.
June 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Thank you so much for our extra special magnet, Mr. Flamby! @itsflanoy.bsky.social We love it! 🌮😻
June 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The birds, how they torment Mr. Marquavious! Hear the agony of his longing. (Sound up for sadness)
May 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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she's a 10 but one of her legs is a 6. assuming that she's the hypotenuse, solve for her other leg.
May 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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cAn you put my show on? mUppets please!
May 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Wake up. It’s food o’clock.
May 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Post a ca’at! 🐾
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Repost with a movie you know all the lines to
March 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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could be legit, could be the best twenty bucks a serial killer has ever spent, i’ll wait for the elevator
March 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM