Al Transneros
@funkyjus.bsky.social
semi-pro bad opinion haver. mostly music and Dota, I'm just trying to be normal on here (they/them)
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"I asked chatgpt"
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"I asked chatgpt"
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.
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martha may whovier was also a style icon
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
martha may whovier was also a style icon
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Hoffe es macht dir nichts aus das ich beim kuscheln
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hoffe es macht dir nichts aus das ich beim kuscheln
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
-deine Wangen küsse
-dir sage das ich dich heiß finde
-in dein Ohr puste
-das Ritual beginne
-das Portal öffne
-es ist getan
-es ist getan
-du kannst nicht entkommen
Eines Tages werde ich diesen Ramentopf mit jemanden teilen </3
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Eines Tages werde ich diesen Ramentopf mit jemanden teilen </3
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in the english-speaking world they make their children watch "duck tales" rather than "standing up tales". this is a sign of western weakness and effeminacy
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
in the english-speaking world they make their children watch "duck tales" rather than "standing up tales". this is a sign of western weakness and effeminacy
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guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white
Told her she's giving shelly duvall and she leaves me on read I might as well end it now
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Told her she's giving shelly duvall and she leaves me on read I might as well end it now
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This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This isn't the only high risk high reward pickup line, but it is the one that involves the most tentacles.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/convex...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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Warum heißt es Buttercroissant und nicht Gleithörnchen?
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Warum heißt es Buttercroissant und nicht Gleithörnchen?
Lifehack for when you have a hard time keeping plants alive: you can just give them water from your personal water bottle, now you're staying hydrated together :)
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lifehack for when you have a hard time keeping plants alive: you can just give them water from your personal water bottle, now you're staying hydrated together :)
Who up imminentizing the eschaton?
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who up imminentizing the eschaton?
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
Die Frau macht mich komplett fertig aber ich will sie doch nur in meinen armen halten
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Die Frau macht mich komplett fertig aber ich will sie doch nur in meinen armen halten
Soll ich nochmal versuchen meinen shot zu shooten?
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Soll ich nochmal versuchen meinen shot zu shooten?
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Cool tough mature older woman voice: I don't wanna go to the nether. It's scary. I just wanna dig tunnels.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Cool tough mature older woman voice: I don't wanna go to the nether. It's scary. I just wanna dig tunnels.
Diese Frau bringt mich noch ins grab ich sag's euch
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Diese Frau bringt mich noch ins grab ich sag's euch
Thinking about the girl who saw me at work as I was just coming outside for a quick break w/ lowk fucked hair, hellraiser long sleeve, and general can't be fucked attitude and just pointed at me while saying "Harry Potter!!"
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Thinking about the girl who saw me at work as I was just coming outside for a quick break w/ lowk fucked hair, hellraiser long sleeve, and general can't be fucked attitude and just pointed at me while saying "Harry Potter!!"
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Habe Dick Gaughan heute mit Hannes Wader verglichen dabei ist er in wirklichkeit viel mehr ein Wolf Biermann. Schande auf mich
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Habe Dick Gaughan heute mit Hannes Wader verglichen dabei ist er in wirklichkeit viel mehr ein Wolf Biermann. Schande auf mich
Glaube echt ich hab n bisschen den jackpot gewonnen mit der Berufsschulklasse ngl die sind fast alle super mausig
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Glaube echt ich hab n bisschen den jackpot gewonnen mit der Berufsschulklasse ngl die sind fast alle super mausig
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““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
holy shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hv-...
you're a star
YouTube video by Fred again.. - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
holy shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hv-...
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Everyone bends the knee eventually
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Everyone bends the knee eventually