Major Mistake
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On 24 June 2016, the day after the referendum, the Daily Mail warned that Brexit would lead to huge numbers of Poles leaving the UK.

Yesterday, the Daily Mail posted a piece moaning about the number of Poles who've left the UK.

In between, they published hundreds of articles attacking immigrants.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Badenoch also claimed there is 400 less teachers.

At the General Election when the Tories left power there was 566,916 teachers

There is now 614,391.

An increase of 47,475!

#PMQs
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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That's because you're in Dubai.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Left: Conservative Kemi Badenoch says that survivors of child abuse were let down

Right: Conservative Boris Johnson criticising the police for investigating historic child abuse
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Breaking. Liz Truss wins this year's FIFA Prize for Economics.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It’s really simple…

- Cap all political donations
- Ban foreign donations
- Strict conflict‑of‑interest & anti‑corruption laws with penalties
- No titles, honours or peerages for donors
- No govt contracts for donors
- Publish every donation/lobby meeting

…that’ll do it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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But we'll welcome former Tories Jonathan Gullis, Danny Kruger, Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Ann Widdecombe, Lucy Allen, Jake Berry - the former chair of the Tories, for God's sake - Andrea Jenkyns, Maria Caufield, Lia Nici ... 20 of them so far.

They should never be forgiven. Except those ones.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Our economic woes are caused by Brexit, (Ukraine), Covid, Brexit’s ugly baby - our dismal immigration policy, Truss budget, 14yrs of austerity…
All rightwing policies.
Quite mad that our media acts as if Labour’s budget is the end of days, when they failed to adequately scrutinise any of
that👆shit.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Your reminder of what the Mail, Express and Sun thought about Liz Truss and her Kamikaze budget
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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10yr Govmnt Debt Interest after Truss budget: +40%
10yr Govmnt Debt Interest after Reeves budget: -1%

Nigel Farage on Truss budget:
"Today was the best Conservative budget since 1986."
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Please don't judge me just because I was friends with the traitor Nathan Gill. Instead you can judge me because I described a man charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm as "an important voice for young men".
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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There's always a tweet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Today I have mostly been announcing some new bollocks to replace the last lot of bollocks that we were forced to admit was total bollocks.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Labour are stopping reselling of driving test slots:

•Learners will only be able to change test twice per booking
•Tests can only be moved to centres close to original location
•Only learners can book their test, not third-party apps
•Military driving examiners brought in to help clear the backlog
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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As Richard Tice says, Reform have identified £300m of savings from councils they run. This remarkable feat has been achieved by plucking that figure out of thin air while increasing council tax by 5%.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM