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FSM

@fsm.church

Pastafarian.
Actually working on https://www.fsm.church

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FSM @fsm.church · Feb 27

So happy to be staying at a few block away from this epic Ingress portal !

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself !
#R’amen #FSM #CFSM #flyingSpaghettiMonster
Join the #Enlightened #ENL #ingress #niantic
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A drawing on a presumably bar wall representing the Flying Spaghetti Monster with in his hand the Holy Gospel where it’s written:
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD AND THE WORD WAS ARRRGH

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ACLU

@aclu.org

BREAKING: Last night, an immigration board wrongly issued a final removal order for Emmy award-winning journalist Mario Guevara. ICE has detained Mario for over 100 days for his reporting, despite a previous order that he be released on bond.

This means he could be deported at any moment.

September 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM

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Pru B. 🦋

@newfmom29.bsky.social

Selected truth is not truth.
It is propaganda.

June 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ

@reverendjesus.com

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder.
One of the four beasts saying, "come and see!"
And I saw, and behold:
Spaghetti.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

YouTube video by Doctor P - Topic

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February 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM

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February 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM

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#RAMEN

Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · Feb 25

First post from @flashes.blue, which just came out! Please enjoy some ramen from Ramen del Barrio’s recent birthday collab with Cuantos Tacos. It was delicious.

February 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM

FSM

@fsm.church

Simply, the truth. #Ramen

Ray G @shmerg.bsky.social · Jan 24

Cool.. then we can get public funding for our FSM school to spread the word and indoctrona...uhm.... teach the children what it means to be a true pastafarian and that we all evolved from Pirates. Rahmen.

January 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM

FSM

@fsm.church

Wise words.
#ramen

Alan Smithee DGA @alansmitheedga.bsky.social · Jan 26

January 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM

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@fsm.church

Some people got touched by His noodly appendage in Korea recently ! #Ramen
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #Korea

Top skeets in Korea. No 8 and 9 : #FlyingSpaghettiMonster and #FSM

January 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM

FSM

@fsm.church

Le Pastafarisme ne reculera pas face à son devoir de resister et d'agir pour la cause qui l'a crée.
#pastafarism #FSM #CFSM #ramen

Martin Riopel 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @zeriopel.bsky.social · Nov 15

Je lis le texte de Nathalie Elgrably pis je me dit: Pourquoi le monde ne veut pas adhérer à la religion du monstre du spaghetti volant ? C'est la plus belle de toute !

January 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM

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Fabien Schneider

@fablin.bsky.social

"Fédération du Monstre en spaghetti volant"

December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM

FSM

@fsm.church

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
#FSM #CFSM #flyingSpaghettiMonster #Flying #Spaghetti #colander #ramen #pastafarian #pastafarianism

Flower Clown @flowerclown.bsky.social · Jan 26

I dressed up as something close to this

January 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM

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Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social

It looks a lot like our noodly lord.

The flying spaghetti monster god. An entanglement of spaghetti appendages around 2 meatballs with a set of eyes.

January 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM

FSM

@fsm.church

#Ramen !

Cameron Brady @ccbrady.bsky.social · Jan 20

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes with open arms any members of other religions. And remember our guarantee: Try us for thirty days and if you don’t like us, your God will most likely take you back.

R'amen

January 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM

FSM

@fsm.church

Pastafarians are peaceful believers.
#pastafarism #flying #spaghetti #monster #ramen

Pete Font @pfontana81.bsky.social · Jan 22

I too miss when computer nerds were trying to give everyone free shit like OpenOffice and Linux and talking about the flying spaghetti monster in a Starfleet shirt instead of trying to steal everyone's money and data and bring back Naziism.

January 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM